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[Dunamisdeos]

Dear Urist McBroker.

I'm going to make this very easy to understand. You should not haul stone instead of trading. Nor should you clean the floors. You should not take breaks, harvest food, feed prisoners OR patients, place furniture, remove furniture, haul said furniture to its stockpile, pull levers, attend parties, become an elected official, or give birth. Stop doing any of these things OR I WILL KILL YOU. Your allowed functions are as follows: Trade the mugs.

          ~ Sincerely... No really, I'm dead f***ing serious.


~~PS: Stop it.

[Sus]

Dear Urist McNakedbutt,

Leveling the clothier's shop is really not conductive to your getting clothed.

Dear Urist McTrader:

What in the blazes are you doing with that sheep?!
No, wait, I do not want to know, just stop it and get to the fracking depot. Now.

[malroth]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

[Monk321654]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

Dear Confused Overseer,

The necessity of a massive pyramid is absolutely unquestionable!
It's simply the dwarven standard!

Sincerely, Urist McArchitect.

[Fallenworldful]

Dear Urist McMason:

Try and avoid falling into the magma.
We're not paying for your medical.

-Your irked overseer

[crazysheep]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

Dear confused overseer,

Apparently that's the product of a simultaneous strange mood instigated by me.. :/

Love, Urist McVampire

[ledgekindred]

Dear 'Scott' Dorenlogem,

Just because you are our fort's only, and very skilled mechanic, doesn't mean you can do mean things to the plebes when you don't have any work. 

Specifically, please stop challenging them to eat raw brook lampreys.  You are not Urist Grylls.  It's gross.

Yrs
Slightly Nauseas Overseer

[PCpaste]

Dear Collective Lowly Farming Laborers,

Are you enjoying your game of keepaway you're playing with the brewers? Oh, what's that? You're thirsty, you say? Goodness, I wonder why.

- Sincerely, O.

[Loud Whispers]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

Dear confused overseer,

Apparently that's the product of a simultaneous strange mood instigated by me.. :/

Love, Urist McVampire

Dear Urist McVampire,

What's on fire, undead and about to be smashed with a platinum morningstar?
~Mayor's inquisition

[WillowLuman]

Urist IS the mayor...

Dear Troglodytes

I'm coming for you. I've already killed 10 of you. You will be lurking in your lairs and I will find you, and end you, before you even know I'm there. Now you know why you fear the light.

-Kobold adventurer

Dear wolverines,

Look, I will build a freaking temple in your honor and leave fresh meat on it everyday. Just don't kill all my settlers!

-Leader of the 7th failed expedition to the Desert of Airs

[crazysheep]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

Dear confused overseer,

Apparently that's the product of a simultaneous strange mood instigated by me.. :/

Love, Urist McVampire

Dear Urist McVampire,

What's on fire, undead and about to be smashed with a platinum morningstar?
~Mayor's inquisition

Dear Inquisition,

It has come to our attention that a whitebeard has been causing disruption to productivity by attempting to host parties at our ☼platinum table☼, and we have four score and two witnesses claiming that this whitebeard has been draining weaponsmiths of their blood. As such, we have elected this whitebeard as our first ever cavern exploration leader.

Rest assured that the platinum morningstar need not rise over our little fort.

Sincerely, Bomrek
Ex-captain of the guard

[Komra]

Dear Urist McMilitia,
Why do you insist on charging out from being the fortifications? Seriously, your entire squad just got shot to death by a bunch of greenskins. Come on, dude.

[Corai]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

Dear confused overseer,

Apparently that's the product of a simultaneous strange mood instigated by me.. :/

Love, Urist McVampire

Dear Urist McVampire,

What's on fire, undead and about to be smashed with a platinum morningstar?
~Mayor's inquisition

Dear Inquisition,

It has come to our attention that a whitebeard has been causing disruption to productivity by attempting to host parties at our ☼platinum table☼, and we have four score and two witnesses claiming that this whitebeard has been draining weaponsmiths of their blood. As such, we have elected this whitebeard as our first ever cavern exploration leader.

Rest assured that the platinum morningstar need not rise over our little fort.

Sincerely, Bomrek
Ex-captain of the guard

Dear, Bomrek


A vile force of darkness has arrived.


Love, Partycrashing goblins.

[WillowLuman]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

Dear confused overseer,

Apparently that's the product of a simultaneous strange mood instigated by me.. :/

Love, Urist McVampire

Dear Urist McVampire,

What's on fire, undead and about to be smashed with a platinum morningstar?
~Mayor's inquisition

Dear Inquisition,

It has come to our attention that a whitebeard has been causing disruption to productivity by attempting to host parties at our ☼platinum table☼, and we have four score and two witnesses claiming that this whitebeard has been draining weaponsmiths of their blood. As such, we have elected this whitebeard as our first ever cavern exploration leader.

Rest assured that the platinum morningstar need not rise over our little fort.

Sincerely, Bomrek
Ex-captain of the guard

Dear, Bomrek


A vile force of darkness has arrived.


Love, Partycrashing goblins.

Oh, good Snugbo, you've arrived! Now we can start this thing. Did you bring all the presents for goblin christmas?

-Urist.

[Corai]

Dear Party Quote Pyramid.

Why?

Sincerely confused overseer.

Dear confused overseer,

Apparently that's the product of a simultaneous strange mood instigated by me.. :/

Love, Urist McVampire

Dear Urist McVampire,

What's on fire, undead and about to be smashed with a platinum morningstar?
~Mayor's inquisition

Dear Inquisition,

It has come to our attention that a whitebeard has been causing disruption to productivity by attempting to host parties at our ☼platinum table☼, and we have four score and two witnesses claiming that this whitebeard has been draining weaponsmiths of their blood. As such, we have elected this whitebeard as our first ever cavern exploration leader.

Rest assured that the platinum morningstar need not rise over our little fort.

Sincerely, Bomrek
Ex-captain of the guard

Dear, Bomrek


A vile force of darkness has arrived.


Love, Partycrashing goblins.

Oh, good Snugbo, you've arrived! Now we can start this thing. Did you bring all the presents for goblin christmas?

-Urist.

Dear Urist,


Got 'em all here.

Sincerly, the military of the fortress.