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[WillowLuman]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

[hops]

Dear Urist McMinerbroker

We had to murder a whole human caravan because of your lateness, you'll be meeting Armok soon.

A certain bloodthirsty overseer

[crazysheep]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

[WillowLuman]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

[Corai]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

[tahujdt]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

[Splint]

Dear dwarves of... Whatever the fuck this fort is called.

KILL THE CRUNDLES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KILL THEM! There's piles of crundle remains scattered across the floor, just please kill the rest so we may resume butchering operations!

[crazysheep]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

Epic fort would be epic, including all the carnage..

[Urist_McGamer]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

Epic fort would be epic, including all the carnage..

Dear Jimmy the Roc,

The dwarves are throwing a party for all the goblins, kobolds, titans, and megabeasts. The clowns might even come up from their tent to provide entertainment! It would be a shame for you to miss out, if you catch my drift.

-Your friends at Urist's !!Party!! Planning, LLC

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

Epic fort would be epic, including all the carnage..

Dear Jimmy the Roc,

The dwarves are throwing a party for all the goblins, kobolds, titans, and megabeasts. The clowns might even come up from their tent to provide entertainment! It would be a shame for you to miss out, if you catch my drift.

-Your friends at Urist's !!Party!! Planning, LLC

Dear local werebeasts:
I got an invitation to a great party. Want to join?
Sincerely,
Jimmy T. Roc.
P.S. Know anyone else? I know that there'll be refreshments. Beer-battered refreshments!

[WillowLuman]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

Epic fort would be epic, including all the carnage..

Dear Jimmy the Roc,

The dwarves are throwing a party for all the goblins, kobolds, titans, and megabeasts. The clowns might even come up from their tent to provide entertainment! It would be a shame for you to miss out, if you catch my drift.

-Your friends at Urist's !!Party!! Planning, LLC

Dear local werebeasts:
I got an invitation to a great party. Want to join?
Sincerely,
Jimmy T. Roc.
P.S. Know anyone else? I know that there'll be refreshments. Beer-battered refreshments!

To Urist

Sorry to rain on your parade, but according to my forecast the weather will be awful. I've done some calculations, alchemy, and prediction magic and it looks like there will be a large cold front followed by Creeping Vile Fog. I'd stay indoors!

-Dakost the weather dwarf.

[WriterX]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

Epic fort would be epic, including all the carnage..

Dear Jimmy the Roc,

The dwarves are throwing a party for all the goblins, kobolds, titans, and megabeasts. The clowns might even come up from their tent to provide entertainment! It would be a shame for you to miss out, if you catch my drift.

-Your friends at Urist's !!Party!! Planning, LLC

Dear local werebeasts:
I got an invitation to a great party. Want to join?
Sincerely,
Jimmy T. Roc.
P.S. Know anyone else? I know that there'll be refreshments. Beer-battered refreshments!

To Urist

Sorry to rain on your parade, but according to my forecast the weather will be awful. I've done some calculations, alchemy, and prediction magic and it looks like there will be a large cold front followed by Creeping Vile Fog. I'd stay indoors!

-Dakost the weather dwarf.

Dear Party,

Can I come?

Sincerely, Gedorker, Dragon

[Corai]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

Epic fort would be epic, including all the carnage..

Dear Jimmy the Roc,

The dwarves are throwing a party for all the goblins, kobolds, titans, and megabeasts. The clowns might even come up from their tent to provide entertainment! It would be a shame for you to miss out, if you catch my drift.

-Your friends at Urist's !!Party!! Planning, LLC

Dear local werebeasts:
I got an invitation to a great party. Want to join?
Sincerely,
Jimmy T. Roc.
P.S. Know anyone else? I know that there'll be refreshments. Beer-battered refreshments!

To Urist

Sorry to rain on your parade, but according to my forecast the weather will be awful. I've done some calculations, alchemy, and prediction magic and it looks like there will be a large cold front followed by Creeping Vile Fog. I'd stay indoors!

-Dakost the weather dwarf.

Dear Party,

Can I come?

Sincerely, Gedorker, Dragon

Dear Gedorker, Dragon

Haha! Of course! Have a balloon of a dead dwarf! Ha ha!


Sincerly, Bugger the clown!

[Urist_McGamer]

Dear Snugbo,

Bring your friends!

Love, Urist

Dear Urist,

Is it ok if the Snurflildieehgeissdlkgejis guys come along too?
I know they're Kobolds, but they've not been to a good party in ages!

Snugbo.

Dear Snugbo,

Bring them too, make sure they announce themselves when they come along!

Love, Urist.

Dear Snugbo

Hey, what's this about going to a party? You got invited to one and didn't tell me? For shame, man! I'll bring some treats.

Sincerely, Olith Kadast, Necromancer.

Dear Olith,

This party is gonna get messy real fast..

Love, Urist

Dear Hill Titan,

I've heard some of our neighbors are going to throw a goblin christmas ball. If they do, how about you come with me to help complain about the racket?

Sincerly, Ulor the Dragon.

Dear Ulor the Dragon,

Sorry man, I got a Night Troll coming over tonight. She will get ticked if I leave, rampage without me. Maybe you can get a few clowns? Everyone hates clowns.

Sincerly, Hill Titan

We need to do a real fort about this party.

Epic fort would be epic, including all the carnage..

Dear Jimmy the Roc,

The dwarves are throwing a party for all the goblins, kobolds, titans, and megabeasts. The clowns might even come up from their tent to provide entertainment! It would be a shame for you to miss out, if you catch my drift.

-Your friends at Urist's !!Party!! Planning, LLC

Dear local werebeasts:
I got an invitation to a great party. Want to join?
Sincerely,
Jimmy T. Roc.
P.S. Know anyone else? I know that there'll be refreshments. Beer-battered refreshments!

To Urist

Sorry to rain on your parade, but according to my forecast the weather will be awful. I've done some calculations, alchemy, and prediction magic and it looks like there will be a large cold front followed by Creeping Vile Fog. I'd stay indoors!

-Dakost the weather dwarf.

Dear Party,

Can I come?

Sincerely, Gedorker, Dragon

Dear Gedorker, Dragon

Haha! Of course! Have a balloon of a dead dwarf! Ha ha!


Sincerly, Bugger the clown!

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

[WillowLuman]

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To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.