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[Tirion]

Urist, why O WHY you drop and "can't pick it up boss, dangerous terrain" important stuff when admiring my perfectly safe mist generator??

[wierd]

Urist, why O WHY you drop and "can't pick it up boss, dangerous terrain" important stuff when admiring my perfectly safe mist generator??

I'm a dwarf maan! Half me body's made of DIRT! Gettin me wet, from head ta toe!? Ya tryin ta kill me lad!? Nae! I taint goin nuplace near it!

And I drops the stoof cause it burns me suh much!

[WillowLuman]

Urist, why O WHY you drop and "can't pick it up boss, dangerous terrain" important stuff when admiring my perfectly safe mist generator??

I'm a dwarf maan! Half me body's made of DIRT! Gettin me wet, from head ta toe!? Ya tryin ta kill me lad!? Nae! I taint goin nuplace near it!

And I drops the stoof cause it burns me suh much!

Thats it, modding dwarves to be Earthbenders now.

[Garath]

they are going to spit boulders like magma crabs?

[Eric Blank]

Dear Urist McOnfire

How the fuck did you even manage to do that!?

Sincerely, your utterly confuzzled Overseer.

P.S. Nevermind, figured it out. Gonna build a wall around the magma-incinerator shute so your wife doesn't catch the ‼magmatic happiness‼ as well.

[Garath]

yay for magma mist

[FFXBHU]

Dear Urist,

Especially if you're carving stairs upwards I would like to get a damp stone warning and job cancelation.

Sincerely,

My last fortress

[Blizzlord]

Dear Urist McVampire:

Please don't drink my dwarves blood. Doing that kills them, and I need them and their blood to create a magma death ray.

Sincerely, the weaponization overseer.

[nymall]

Dear Urist McThirsty,

I can understand the toil of working in the caverns, and that good, hard work can make one SO THIRSTY. I can understand that in your dehydrated state, jumping off the bridge into the liquid below sounded like a good idea. What was the thing that tipped you off that this wasn't water? The slight burning feeling? The glowing? Or was it the fire, Urist, was it the fire?

I realize that about half-way down,  You came to the conclusion that this was a stupid mistake. Unfortunately, you were at the bottom of the MAGMA SEA at the time, so there wasn't much I could do for you. Your much smarter, and very much still alive relatives will be left to deal with the funeral arrangements.

Sincerely,
Your Confused Overseer.

[WriterX]

Dear Urist McDoctor,

WHY U NO HEAL?

Sincerely,

Dying Dorf

[JarinArenos]

Dear Hungry McGuardcaptain...

Those parallel tracks carved into the ground are not a good place to sit down for a snack. Please remember this when you return to active duty.

Sincerly, high command.

[snoopychicken]

Dear ex-residents of Spirithelm,
I meant to press save not abandon! Honestly! Feel free to come back when the place is up and running again.
With apologies,
Your bumbling overseer

[Hamsmagoo]

Dear Urist McRandomHauler,

Why did you just put a wool bag of plump helmet seeds on a cinnabar chair in the house of the Captain of the Guard?  What gave you the impression that a cinnabar chair in the house of the Captain of the Guard was the seed stockpile?

[crazysheep]

Dear Urist McDoctor,

WHY U NO HEAL?

Sincerely,

Dying Dorf

Urist McDoctor cancels reply: On break

[Boes]

Dear Urist:

When I direct you to channel out the stones holding the magma back,  don't jump down there to see if it's hot.  It is.

and stop running for the booze stockpile once you catch on fire.

3 forts lost to booze fire now,  today.