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[Corai]

Dear haulers union,




We will kill you and steal YOUR socks!



Love, Goblin ghosts who are slaying the living

[Ahrimahn]

Dear Entire Fort: Theres more than one refuse stockpile in the fort you know. Remember that in the future so that you dont get shot by crossbow goblins while throwing Puppy McFufu's bones onto the bone pit.

Sincerely Your God.

[Electrode]

Dear Atir, legendary miner:

Do not take your break in the rapidly-flooding cavern. Do not return to the rapidly-flooding cavern after I had to designate a rescue shaft for you when you couldn't path back to the one you came down to begin with. I don't know how you found your way back down there a third time after I walled and grated off every single entrance.

You deserved to drown. Enjoy your cheap wooden casket. A party will be thrown in your honor in the legendary dining room you felt wasn't good enough for your breaks.

-Electrode, overseer

[Corai]

Dear hunters of my fortress,



STOP SHOOTING THE FLESH-MEN, WE CANT BUTCHER THEM, WE HAVE NOTHING TO MAKE MORE BOLTS, IF YOU KEEP THIS UP ILL THROW YOU OFF THIS!

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AND BELOW THAT!

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Love, your ticked off, starving overseer.

[gentgeen]

Dear Dwarfish Gods who send Strange Moods:

I know the ways of deities are not the same as the ways of dwarfs. However, I fail to understand the reasoning for sending our first two mood-taken dwarves the inspiration to make wooden blowguns.

Befuddled Overlord

[ThatAussieGuy]

To the necromancer living in the tower adjacent to Stafffilled;

Thank you very much for the zombie visits thus far.  The militia are very happy to make new friends, and the locals are having fun watching them shamble over the cage traps and weapon traps loaded with ten serrated iron discs apiece. 

Would you kindly make it a point to visit our lovely fort?  We have plans that need your talents...

Sincerely; The Overseer of Stafffilled

[jaxy15]

Dear broker,

Stop hunting peregrines. They're too small to yield any meat.

Sincerely, the overseer.

[WillowLuman]

Dear broker,

Stop hunting peregrines. They're too small to yield any meat.

Sincerely, the overseer.

Tame them. Basically, flying cats that only have 1 child at a time and don't adopt owners.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Dear Urist McMiner...

Why didn't you use the SEPERATE tunnels I made for the exact purpose of not having you fall three Z-levels and break your neck, instead deciding to stand atop the rock you channeled and nearly die? If you're paralyzed, I swear to god, you're the next batch of Gobbo bait.

Also, there's a perfectly good tiny little fort-thing outside of the map that has four weapon traps. I will put you in one and use your body as a bridge to get to the -Weak Blood Singing Arrows- that the 50+ elf skeletons so kindly left us.

Sincerely, "Sushi".

( I'm using the Masterwork mod. I want those syndrome arrows, and there's two bows that go with it.)

P.S. Whoever is supposed to be burning wood to make charcoal, you'd better fucking get to it. I have meteorite metals to make.

[Orky_Boss]

Dear Former Speardwarf,

How the f*ck did you lose your steel spear?  For some damn reason you weren't holding it when I had you attack the elk bird, and then you died from the blind cave troll when I thought you had gotten the Iron spear I had made as a replacement...

I sincerily hope your replacement isn't as unlucky/stupid as you.

Sinceraly,
Orky_Boss

[Eric Blank]

Dear orky boss

Recall that dorfs are stupid and don't always carry or wear their gear while off-duty. Before sending a sqaud to kill something, give them time to station themselves and pick up all their equipment, or they will run outside naked, unarmed and tantrumming to be punched in the face, thus killing them.

Sincerely, the dorfs.

[Garath]

Dear Corai,

could you please hide pictures in spoiler tabs? My poor computer is doing a virus sweep and took about 3 minutes to load your images.

[Corai]

Dear Corai,

could you please hide pictures in spoiler tabs? My poor computer is doing a virus sweep and took about 3 minutes to load your images.

Dear Garath, Damnit I keep forgetting spoilers.

Love, Corai

[Garath]

Dear Corai,

could you please hide pictures in spoiler tabs? My poor computer is doing a virus sweep and took about 3 minutes to load your images.

Dear Garath, Damnit I keep forgetting spoilers.

Love, Corai

much appreciated.

Death to kobolds,
Maybe spare one for science,

Garath

[Aeash]

Dear Urist McPumper

Yes I understand I left you alone for a minute but for gods sake if you are pumping so much water you turn a well into a fountain and flood the fortress you will be going home with the next elf caravan

-Your water covered overseer