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[Garath]

double posting happens sometimes when the forum is acting up too.

anyway, communist hunting is about 40 years late. Oligarchie (sp?) is the way to go.

[tahujdt]

Sorry, the double post is because i was posting from a cell phone.

[Splint]

Sorry, the double post is because i was posting from a cell phone.

Ah. Understandable. and now, another note!

Dear Urist McDyingInjuredHunter: Perhaps picking a fight with a giant kangaroo was a touch stupid hmm?
And now you get to suffer from the stellar care of the fort's medical staff:Urist McBroker the imprmptu diagnostician, and Urist McWoodcutter the improvised suturer/wound dresser.

Sincerly,
your annoyed overseer.

Dear Urist McDoctor

Please patch up the expert hunter. I need him to train marksdorf infantry.

Sighned,
[SEE ABOVE]

[Corai]

Ah. Understandable. and now, another note!

Dear Urist McDyingInjuredHunter: Perhaps picking a fight with a giant kangaroo was a touch stupid hmm?
And now you get to suffer from the stellar care of the fort's medical staff:Urist McBroker the imprmptu diagnostician, and Urist McWoodcutter the improvised suturer/wound dresser.

Sincerly,
your annoyed overseer.

Dear Urist McDoctor

Please patch up the expert hunter. I need him to train marksdorf infantry.

Sighned,
[SEE ABOVE]

Dear Overseer,


Well excuse me for trying to feed my fellow dwarf!


Signed, Urist McDyingInjuredHunter

[wierd]

Dear urist mchunter,

While I, and all the other residents of our fine fortress appreciate how a slab of wild boar meat can greatly enhance the delights of a *plump helmet roast*, the plump helmets themselves are more than sufficient in their own right in keeping body and beard together.

Which brings us to exactly the problem at hand.  As the overseer I am responsible for keeping body and beard together in one piece.  Racing off into the dangers of the outside world for the sole benefit of a luxury and suffering serious injuries requiring emergency treatment are actions directly opposed to this goal.  I had hoped that you would understand why I wanted you to avoid it in the future.

Your loving overseer.

[Dawnofdarkness]

Ahem....

Attention 42 migrants that just arrived. It would be in your best interests to NOT jump off of the waterfall upon arriving.
The bridge to the other side of the river will be completed as soon as the carpenter returns from his individual combat drills. upon him finishing and building the bridge you could have crossed onto the other side and then crossed the second bridge leading INTO the fortress.

Signed,

One Pissed Off Overseer.

[mikelon]

Dear Migrants

We find it hilarious how you always arive right behind the stream on the left side of the map

We find it doubly hilarious how you never notice that there are roughly 200 zombies stranded there with you, cant you see them? you should be able to as they litter every available space on the river bank

Our markdwarves appreciate the live target practice

[Olith McHuman]

Dear 50 migrants,

Why did you decide that the best path to take from the mountain homes was the path that took you through the evil biome?

Signed, the Overseer who is only going to bury you once you get back up and try to walk through the barracks. Shouldn't take long.


Dear totally not vampire migrant,

Judging by the fact that everyone else is still running away in terror from zombies that are too slow to catch them, and judging by the fact that your pants are dry, I'm guessing that you are a vampire. Welcome to the ranks of the Eternal Pump Operators!

[tahujdt]

Dear Olith McDirtyHumanBastard, thank you for the promotion. I will personally see to it that your room is constantly supplied with magma. Sincerely, Urist McTotallyNotAVampire.

[Greiger]

To Vampires of Watergates



Let's see you figure that one out.  P.S.  The "D"s are the folks looking out for you.

The administration.

[Urist McBeanie]

Dear UristMcEverybody,

Please do not all charge outside to get a drink of water, rather than drinking our glorious supply of plump helmet wine, in the middle of a goblin siege.

[Splint]

Dear UristMcEverybody,

Please do not all charge outside to get a drink of water, rather than drinking our glorious supply of plump helmet wine, in the middle of a goblin siege.

Dear Overseer

We're sick of wine. Even water sound refreshing after a year of only that crap.

From,
Everyone.

[Sus]

Dear Crafters,

They are called workshops for a reason. Now quit lounging about and get to it, before I buy me a «­­☼silver scourge☼» from the caravan!

- Your Increasingly Impatient Overseer

P.S. the same goes double for you useless, lazy hauling and meat industry bums!

[jaxy15]

Dear wild naked mole dogs,

Please, walk around the cage traps. We already have too many of you.

Sincerely, the overseer.

[Splint]

Dear wild naked mole dogs,

Please, walk around the cage traps. We already have too many of you.

Sincerely, the overseer.

-Barely intelligible words that seem to be gnawed into the rock found with a moledog-

DaEr OvveRSEEar

ForT Wahrm. Caves cOlD. WAnT WaHrm.

MollDOgS