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Author Topic: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves  (Read 1556411 times)

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3120 on: March 18, 2012, 10:16:07 pm »
Dear Legendary Mechanic that just had a baby,

Procreating with dogs is not as cool as it sounds. That werewolf baby you had really did a number on the fort. Many people got dehydrated or ripped apart by Junior.

Sincerely,
Your Expedition leader.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3121 on: March 18, 2012, 10:39:25 pm »
Dear Muspel McThief-
I hope your happy with yourself. How did you think you were going to get into my fort unnoticed? Theres one entrance, surrounded by tamed animals, and- oh yeah- YOUR TWENTY FEET TALL. AND BRIGHT RED. ON FIRE. And now I have to start a new test-fort. Because you lit a dog on fire. Who lit the entire fucking world on fire. Which started a tantrum spiral. Thanks for wasting two hours of testing time, you miserable fuck.
-The unhappy god who coded you into existence.
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3122 on: March 18, 2012, 10:46:22 pm »
Dear Urist McRecruit, do you remember when i told you to not pick a fight near a cliff ?
Do you remember why i told you that ? No, really ?

Now i guess you remember.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3123 on: March 18, 2012, 10:48:18 pm »
Dear robsole-
Did I win?
-Urist McRecruit
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3124 on: March 18, 2012, 11:09:39 pm »
Dear Ghostly Urist McRecruit,
I don't think so.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3125 on: March 18, 2012, 11:18:14 pm »
Quote from: Schizotek on March 18, 2012, 10:39:25 pm
Dear Muspel McThief-
I hope your happy with yourself. How did you think you were going to get into my fort unnoticed? Theres one entrance, surrounded by tamed animals, and- oh yeah- YOUR TWENTY FEET TALL. AND BRIGHT RED. ON FIRE. And now I have to start a new test-fort. Because you lit a dog on fire. Who lit the entire fucking world on fire. Which started a tantrum spiral. Thanks for wasting two hours of testing time, you miserable fuck.
-The unhappy god who coded you into existence.

I just want to set the world on fire

Sincerely; Muspel McThief.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3126 on: March 18, 2012, 11:19:41 pm »
Dear Cave Swallow Men
Please turn the music down. It's scaring all the dwarves standing on the stairway.
--Your upstairs neighbors
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3127 on: March 20, 2012, 10:47:05 pm »
To the distressed military of Hammerlaw.
Your foe is gigantic, well-trained, and armored in steel. He can breath fire. He believes, rather understandably, that the odds are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the crossbows on ours.
-The overseer. Who after one test fort decided Muspel don't get to have ranged weapons in addition to being immortal and gigantic fire breathers.
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3128 on: March 23, 2012, 07:48:45 am »
Dear Vabok Breachedwhip,

We were about to train that bobcat until you adopted it. If I see you do that again, you will help the animal trainers train exotic animals.

Sincerely, the overseer.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3129 on: March 23, 2012, 07:50:36 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on March 18, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Quote from: Schizotek on March 18, 2012, 10:39:25 pm
Dear Muspel McThief-
I hope your happy with yourself. How did you think you were going to get into my fort unnoticed? Theres one entrance, surrounded by tamed animals, and- oh yeah- YOUR TWENTY FEET TALL. AND BRIGHT RED. ON FIRE. And now I have to start a new test-fort. Because you lit a dog on fire. Who lit the entire fucking world on fire. Which started a tantrum spiral. Thanks for wasting two hours of testing time, you miserable fuck.
-The unhappy god who coded you into existence.

I just want to set the world on fire

Sincerely; Muspel McThief.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3130 on: March 24, 2012, 02:51:44 am »
Dear Urist McNewton,

Throwing a tantrum and destroying the drawbridge you are standing on is both very stupid and highly amusing.

Especially when the drawbridge is over a 10 z-level pit.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3131 on: March 24, 2012, 04:10:26 am »
Dear military of Angelspear-
Congratulations. After considerable effort (and horrific losses). You have finally vanquished the Nidhoggr. Those of you who aren't running around melting and lighting my fort on fire quickly make your way to the dwarven therapist, and your new "totally not stolen from our nobles" legendary rooms. I'd like to test the Fenrir and Sleipnir with this fort too. And quit whining, a little magma-blood never hurt anyone... Except you guys. You know I retract that statement altogether.
-Your satisfied overseer

Dear Nobles of Angelspear-
Enjoy your 3x3 apartments in the general quarters. OR ELSE.
-The god who will make you pull a deathlever if you start getting uppity
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3132 on: March 24, 2012, 04:26:04 am »
Dear Residents of Angelspear

I want a rematch, If you're out of warriors i'll settle for uppity nobles.

Sincerely the Nidhoggr
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3133 on: March 24, 2012, 04:36:49 am »
Dear Mayor

NO I WONT GET YOU A WINDOW, I GOT NO SAND!


-Overseer
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #3134 on: March 24, 2012, 04:42:51 am »
Quote from: Corai on March 24, 2012, 04:36:49 am
Dear Mayor

NO I WONT GET YOU A WINDOW, I GOT NO SAND!


-Overseer
Dear Overseer,

I DON'T CARE IF WE HAVE NO SAND, I WANT THAT WINDOW AND I WANT IT NOW.

Sincerely, the mayor.
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