Dear Erul Squeezesabres, Expedition Leader
You have been promoted to nobility by our mountainhomes. Good. You have proven your worth by being a legendary miner, and making an artifact. Good.
Then you asked for rose gold items and a quality room. I thought, alright.
The forteress has spent months trying to giving you a convenient room. Seemingly you are satisfied and look like one of our happiest dwarves, despite having complained of a lesser sleeping arrangements while you sleep on an ARTIFACT NATIVE GOLD BED. You also have a gold table and chair, two gold statues, an iron armor stand and weapon rack, two gold chests, a gold cabinet, and a gold sarcophagus.
You asked for a decent office, you have a throne room. You asked for decent quarters, you have a royal bedroom. You asked for a decent dining room, you have a great one. You asked for a tomb, you have a mausoleum. You have enough cabinets, chests and armor stands as you asked. Your rose gold item mandate has been delivered on time.
The fortress would like to know why you have been on break for a half season, and why you have not performed any of your regular work, like management, stone detailing, mining or architecture.
We have been sent on this forbidding place to build a monument to Armok. It would not be wise to incur his wrath by not fulfilling your duties. Who knows, an unfortunate accident would be quick to happen if Armok is angry... and your duties would be transfered to someone else.
Sincerely
-Your worried fortress.