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[Dragonslayerelf]

Dear Urist McHunter,

Please use less ammo. You dont need to shoot 30 copper bolts into a pig that's already fallen over and is bleeding out. Use your knife for a change.

Dear Urist McSoldier

Please stop going towards the area I told you to station in after cancelling the station order. It was canceled for a reason!

Dear Urist McBroker

The time when the merchants come is not the time for you to go to bed. Don't go to sleep right as the dwarves finish up bringing stuff to the depot.

[Tymewalk]

Dear Urist McThirsty,

I not only started brewing again after I ran out of drinks, but I also had no less than three water sources designated above ground. This means you can drink water, and you don't have to drink vomit (where did you even find that, by the way?)

[Jdorf]

the resident bling ogres

So, what is this, exactly? ICP: Insane Cavern Posse? "Fuckin' mushrooms, how do they work?"

M.C. Ogre, "Can't See This?"

I mean...the dwarves, ultimately, are the bling ogres, right?

(PS: M.C. Hammerdwarf, "Cancel: Beating time")

[Deus Machina]

the resident bling ogres

So, what is this, exactly? ICP: Insane Cavern Posse? "Fuckin' mushrooms, how do they work?"

M.C. Ogre, "Can't See This?"

I mean...the dwarves, ultimately, are the bling ogres, right?

(PS: M.C. Hammerdwarf, "Cancel: Beating time")

I wish there was a way to favorite all these posts.

[methylatedspirit]

Sig your favorite, then put the spillover in the sigtext thread?

[Imic]

Dear Rakust Sobìrlibash, idle fisherdwarf.

As you know, due to unexpected issues with the farm irrigatiom system, we have no farms for the forseeable future, and we can’t make more.
So fish.
You stupid stupid Dwarf would you ever FISH!
THERE’S A STREAM RIGHT THERE! THE ICE JUST DISSAPEARED!
WHY!
WON’T!
YOU!
FISH!

[Superdorf]

Fishing labor enabled? Valid fishing zone designated? No conflicting labors, orders, or burrows?

[Imic]

Now he’s fishing, after I went and had to re-route the irrigation system and begin a backup farm plot, and slaughter three chickens. I could have used those chickens, the bastard.

[nuget102]

Dear Urist,
Please stop running off to go grab drinks when there's a forgotten beast knocking a door down.

[Ulfarr]

Dear Urist,

Stop crying about not having enough time to pray, it's your fault you worship ten different gods. You 've been off work for almost two years, get your shit together.

[Dragonslayerelf]

Dear Urist,

Why do you run into the caverns to pick up clothes from people that died to a forgotten beast that is literally right there? You should know better.

[Shockwave07]

Dear Fisher Dwarf,

We appreciate your love of this past time, but we also hate the fact that you have wasted a potential food supply, refused to build a fishery, and littered the shores with rotting fish, turtles, and shellfish!

Instead of helping your clan sustain you have doomed the whole clan to hunting vermin and slowly succumbing to depression and death.

Too bad for you,

Your mysterious voice in your heads.

[Superdorf]

Alas, fisherdwarves will prioritize fishing over most everything else. It's usually best to appoint a dedicated fish cleaner, rather than make the fisherdwarf do it.

[Shockwave07]

Alas, fisherdwarves will prioritize fishing over most everything else. It's usually best to appoint a dedicated fish cleaner, rather than make the fisherdwarf do it.

Dead Urist Mcfishcleaner,

You could have helped...

Voice in your head.

But as an aside, is there any way to tell a dwarf to get on a job?

[Eric Blank]

Workshop jobs have a "do now" direction. Not sure if building the workshop does, though.

Really, its best to have several dwarves with fish cleaning/dissecting labors, I usually assign those to a fraction of my farmers. Fisherdwarves are lazy gits.