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Author Topic: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves  (Read 1553511 times)

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6000 on: August 16, 2014, 11:31:43 pm »
Quote from: thefish1992 on August 16, 2014, 12:15:24 pm
Ok that is a very nice cabinet, i approve immensely but i do have one question....
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Whats it's other name?
"A gneiss cabinet."

They thought it was a very gneiss pun.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6001 on: August 16, 2014, 11:33:05 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on August 16, 2014, 11:31:43 pm
Quote from: thefish1992 on August 16, 2014, 12:15:24 pm
Ok that is a very nice cabinet, i approve immensely but i do have one question....
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Whats it's other name?
"A gneiss cabinet."

They thought it was a very gneiss pun.

I take gneiss puns for granite.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6002 on: August 17, 2014, 12:30:47 am »
Ooh, rock puns are the schist.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6003 on: August 17, 2014, 12:31:10 am »
Dear Urist McMason,

Please try to engrave things other than the symbol of our civilization. You are an artist, not a gang member.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6004 on: August 17, 2014, 04:29:29 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on August 17, 2014, 12:30:47 am
Ooh, rock puns are the schist.
They're DOLOMITE!
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6005 on: August 17, 2014, 09:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on August 17, 2014, 04:29:29 pm
Quote from: Baffler on August 17, 2014, 12:30:47 am
Ooh, rock puns are the schist.
They're DOLOMITE!
Rock puns may be bad, but don't take them for granite.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6006 on: August 17, 2014, 09:14:05 pm »
Dear Goblins,

I'm sorry you guys couldn't make it across the river to visit my very much not prepared for you fort.  You guys would have had a lot of fun!  But someone bent on mischief decided to pull the level and retract the bridge when you arrived.  I will give you props for patience.  Half of your number waited for a while, then left.  The rest of you finallt just now shoved off, too.  Thanks for ridding the monkeys while you were ehre, though.  those little bastards were pissing me off! 

I promise to be better prepared, and give you all a VERY warm welcome next time.

Yours,

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6007 on: August 17, 2014, 09:15:51 pm »
Quote from: tahujdt on August 17, 2014, 09:05:02 pm
Quote from: Bumber on August 17, 2014, 04:29:29 pm
Quote from: Baffler on August 17, 2014, 12:30:47 am
Ooh, rock puns are the schist.
They're DOLOMITE!
Rock puns may be bad, but don't take them for granite.

The slightly derailed topic has hit rock bottom.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6008 on: August 17, 2014, 09:23:49 pm »
Quote from: Aristion on August 17, 2014, 09:15:51 pm
Quote from: tahujdt on August 17, 2014, 09:05:02 pm
Quote from: Bumber on August 17, 2014, 04:29:29 pm
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Ooh, rock puns are the schist.
They're DOLOMITE!
Rock puns may be bad, but don't take them for granite.

The slightly derailed topic has hit rock bottom.

I chalk it up to an unnatural love of puns.  It mica be better if we wipe the slate clean and start again.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6009 on: August 17, 2014, 09:40:49 pm »
My sediments exactly. this entire conversation is boulder-dash.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6010 on: August 17, 2014, 10:58:22 pm »
A stony silence ensues...

Seriously though, I love these rock puns.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6011 on: August 18, 2014, 12:45:22 am »
If these puns continue, I'm going to silt my throat.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6012 on: August 18, 2014, 07:51:28 am »
These rock puns are coal, man.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6013 on: August 18, 2014, 08:37:28 am »
I don't know what y'all are talcing about. It's not as though an intrusive layer of puns has mysteriously spread across the whole thread. Just a few gneiss, tasteful puns in-cherted for your delight.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #6014 on: August 18, 2014, 10:37:34 am »
Thats it, now Ive slated this thread as a limonite.
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