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[tahujdt]

Dear Urist McEngraver.


Stop making enrgavings of asses please

I think your engraver goes to my school, since I have seen his work on the walls of the restroom.

[Slayerhero90]

Dear Urist McEngraver.


Stop making enrgavings of asses please

I think your engraver goes to my school, since I have seen his work on the walls of the restroom.

Is he good?

[Jellycat12]

Dear Urist McCarpenter.

It is not my fault you walled yourself off with an Emu. Stop complaining about being thirsty.

Baffled,

Jellycat12.

[Eric Blank]

Dear Jellycat12

SOMEONE HELP! IT'S STARING AT ME WITH THOSE MALEVOLENT EYES!

sincerely, Urist McDoesn'tWantToBePeckedToDeath

[Jellycat12]

Dear Urist McCarpenter.

They don't eat meat. Now stop being on break and remove the wall.

You're an idiot,

Jellycat12

[wer6]

dear ferric elfs: you just chopped that wood cutters leggs off with his own great axe: and htne stole it: why are you such a arse? now not aonly i lost a axe but one that slaughtered hundred of your kind.
sincerly your angry overseer of magmalaughter

[Callista]

Dear Urist McEngraver.


Stop making enrgavings of asses please

I think your engraver goes to my school, since I have seen his work on the walls of the restroom.

Is he good?

Merely dabbling, if he's anything like the ones that frequent my city's bus stops. Truly great engravers prefer street art and mostly stay away from asses. 

Speaking of engravers...

Dear UristMcMasterEngraver,
Under the assumption that you have at least half a brain, I designated two rooms on two different floors to be engraved. I do not appreciate your insistence on engraving one tile in the first room, hiking down to the second room to engrave a couple of tiles there, then heading back to the first room to do a similarly small amount of work. At this rate, you'll become a Legendary Stair-User long before you top out your engraving profession.

[bobboy555]

Dear Urist McNoble

I don't see the problem you have with pulling the death-lever in your room...

Frustratedly, your Overseer.

[itisnotlogical]

Dear Urist McMiner(s),

Why aren't you digging? Urist McMason needs that stone to make pots, which Urist McBrewer needs to store liquor, which you need to live.

Urist McOverseer

[Akura]

Dear Urist McMiner(s),

Why aren't you digging? Urist McMason needs that stone to make pots, which Urist McBrewer needs to store liquor, which you need to live.

Urist McOverseer

Dear Urist McOverseer,

Since when is Urist McMason making pots?

Urist McMiner(s)

[Sprin]

To Urist

YOU FUCKING FAGOT!!!
YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTANCE AND I WANT TO FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN!! REMEMBER YOUR WIFE AND HOW SHE DIED IN A FUCKING TRAINING ACCIDENT... That wasn't me but I did sleep with her before that... BUT REMEMBER THAT FUCK OF A MAYOR WHO BURNED IN MAGMA, THAT WAS ME!!!
Get the fuck out my fort Urist...
<3 Sprin Dragon overseer supream

[helmacon]

angry much?

[Slayerhero90]

Dear Artyom,
   Someday I'll get back to making my own zombie apocalypse mod. Someday. Now what word should I replace to get that as an actual name?

[Jordrake]

From the desk of Your Omniscient Overlord


Urist,

I gave you orders. I assumed it was clear from context that I wanted you to do the job in a direction that would leave you available to do more jobs in future, and this would not have taken any appreciable amount of further effort.

So if you're going to dig like that, you can bloody well stay stuck in the hole.

[itisnotlogical]

Skuzgob McGoblinLasher:

Could you please write your thesis on the effects of giant cave spider poison a bit more neatly? I said "Hand-written double-spaced", not "scrawled in blood on the ground".

Urist McBiologist