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Author Topic: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves  (Read 1554267 times)

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4515 on: October 31, 2012, 02:09:22 pm »

playablecivs+ it is in alpha: you can farm trees though. you get 2-6 per tree "crop and i use those tree crop to build tree houses: until i got fucked up by a goblin siege when i had no military.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4516 on: October 31, 2012, 02:36:52 pm »

playablecivs+ it is in alpha: you cna farm trees though. you get 2-6 per tree "crop and i use those tree crop to build treehouses: untill i got fucked up by a goblin seige when i had no military.

They CAN grow mystic metal plants actually. serpentia seeds will yield copper, lead, silver, and iron if memory serves. However you need to wait until the second year humies for an anvil and blocks.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4517 on: October 31, 2012, 03:00:44 pm »

i dont even know how you make metal from it: i had admo plants but i didn't know how to process it.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4518 on: October 31, 2012, 03:04:58 pm »

Magic plant proccessor I think. Not entirely sure.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4519 on: October 31, 2012, 03:36:48 pm »

i have it but it wont do anything
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4520 on: October 31, 2012, 03:39:37 pm »

Yeah not sure what to tell you. Contact the mod's creator?

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4521 on: October 31, 2012, 03:43:40 pm »

haven't though of that
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4522 on: October 31, 2012, 04:18:31 pm »

Dear hauler,

Don't rush past the army of elite dwarves into the source of horrible screams.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4523 on: October 31, 2012, 05:30:46 pm »

Dear Urists McMigrants- the fort is in the middle of its death throes.  Dwarves are going mad left and right, the countess has locked herself in her chambers to starve to death, somebody made an earring out of of someone else, and the whole thing is only marginally being held together by the fact that the elite military dwarves don't care enough about the people they've spent the last ten years protecting to have a problem slaughtering them when they go mad.  Why would you come here?

Sincerely, Urist McMigrantProcessor
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4524 on: October 31, 2012, 06:48:49 pm »

Dear Urists McMigrants- the fort is in the middle of its death throes.  Dwarves are going mad left and right, the countess has locked herself in her chambers to starve to death, somebody made an earring out of of someone else, and the whole thing is only marginally being held together by the fact that the elite military dwarves don't care enough about the people they've spent the last ten years protecting to have a problem slaughtering them when they go mad.  Why would you come here?

Sincerely, Urist McMigrantProcessor

dear mcmigrantprocessor

we just LOVE rings! i meant a ring of that qallity alone is  enough for me the fact that is made of someone else is also just grand! i hope i can be a ring too!
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4525 on: October 31, 2012, 06:59:52 pm »

Dear Urists McMigrants- the fort is in the middle of its death throes.  Dwarves are going mad left and right, the countess has locked herself in her chambers to starve to death, somebody made an earring out of of someone else, and the whole thing is only marginally being held together by the fact that the elite military dwarves don't care enough about the people they've spent the last ten years protecting to have a problem slaughtering them when they go mad.  Why would you come here?

Sincerely, Urist McMigrantProcessor

dear mcmigrantprocessor

we just LOVE rings! i meant a ring of that qallity alone is  enough for me the fact that is made of someone else is also just grand! i hope i can be a ring too!

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4526 on: October 31, 2012, 10:02:55 pm »

Wouldn't you rather be a sword when you grow up?

Why wait? Become a pickaxe, and you won't NEED to grow up.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4527 on: November 01, 2012, 05:55:44 am »

this is cracking me up now. XD
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4528 on: November 01, 2012, 08:39:53 am »

Dear Urist McDeceased,
I understand that throwing a tantrum and punching somebody is the natural response to the death of a pet bunny. But did you really have to choose the fortress's steel-clad, Legendary-Hammerdwarf militia captain as your punching bag? The peasants are still cleaning your brains off the dining room floor, where they're doing about as much good as they did while they were in your thick skull.

With The Usual Exasperation,
Your Overseer.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #4529 on: November 01, 2012, 03:36:16 pm »

Dear Urist McDeceased,
I understand that throwing a tantrum and punching somebody is the natural response to the death of a pet bunny. But did you really have to choose the fortress's steel-clad, Legendary-Hammerdwarf militia captain as your punching bag? The peasants are still cleaning your brains off the dining room floor, where they're doing about as much good as they did while they were in your thick skull.

With The Usual Exasperation,
Your Overseer.

dear overseer

i just wanted to spar!
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