To all residents of Jungledeath, the Damned Fortress of Bone
This is a friendly reminder from your overlord task master dictator friendly neighborhood administrator. When large quantities of objects have been designated for dumping, I fully expect everyone to work until the job is done. Please do not stop halfway through the project, idle in the dining areas/statue gardens/meeting halls/quarters with no job listed for a freaking month. I understand that you may get tired, and hungry, and thirsty, and you are more than welcome to take a break when you need one. But leaving behind half the work for the other members of the fortress (you know who you are) is both inefficient and beginning to rouse my ire. If you cannot find something to do while others are working, I will find something for you to do. And trust me, you will not like it. Those of you who I have instructed to specifically ignore dumping, keep up the good work.
Signed,
Your friendly neighborhood administrator
Notice to all migrants to Jungledeath, the Damned Fortress of Bone
Greetings! Thank you for journeying to our fortress from the mountain home! I understand you are tired after your travels. Please, take some time to rest and get used to how things work around here. After you have sufficiently rested, you will be divided into two categories. Those who have skills, those who are going to be spending much of their remaining lives carrying things around, and those who are special. If you are designated special, please report to the armory immediately. You will be doing extended patrol duty to keep our fortress safe. If you complain about this too much, you will suddenly find yourself on permanent sentry duty to spot incoming goblin/kobold/blendec/skeleton elephant/giant cat incursions into our territory. And you will do so armed with the weapons nature provided you. Remember, you are expendable until proven otherwise.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood administrator
A notice to all residents of Jungledeath, the Damned Fortress of Bone
Please stop loitering on the drawbridges. In event of an emergency they will be shut, damn the consequences. You have been warned.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood administrator