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[Jacob/Lee]

Dear Urist McConstantlySiegingDemonsCentaursandSerpentfolk,

FUCK OFF

Yours,
Oilbeaches

[Tcei]

Dear Urist Mcformermother,

You have no right to be upset over the loss of your baby. You are a farmer; you had no reason to go down into the flooding tunnel.
Enjoy being haunted by your babies ghost.

[Theifofdreams]

Dear Urist McRecruit
I have no idea what inspired you to fetch a barrel, carry it to the barracks, then realize the barrel isn't suppose to go there and take it back. It was odd the first time. The fifth time made me suddenly very, very happy that you'd been sent into the military, where your death will most likely be agonizingly terrible.
Your eventual sacrifice will, hopefully, be put to good use.

Your confused and bemused Overseer

[Keldor]

Dear Urist McRecruit
I have no idea what inspired you to fetch a barrel, carry it to the barracks, then realize the barrel isn't suppose to go there and take it back. It was odd the first time. The fifth time made me suddenly very, very happy that you'd been sent into the military, where your death will most likely be agonizingly terrible.
Your eventual sacrifice will, hopefully, be put to good use.

Your confused and bemused Overseer

Dear confused and bemused,

Ye gave us orders te carry food an' drink with us at all times but ye didnae give us wineskins te hold it with, so I had te improvise a wee bit.  Hope ye like it!

Your Obdient,
-Urist McRecruit

[Reudh]

I always viewed that fetching a barrel behaviour was like the dwarves way of saying 'I'm not going to join this fight, i'm too scared.'

[jamesadelong]

I always thought they used them for tackling practice. I imagine a barrel would be almost the same size as them.

[PijanySmok]

Dear Urtist Broker
You are going to be slaughtered in butchery now, for ignoring that caravan. Thank you.

[Theifofdreams]

Dear confused and bemused,

Ye gave us orders te carry food an' drink with us at all times but ye didnae give us wineskins te hold it with, so I had te improvise a wee bit.  Hope ye like it!

Your Obdient,
-Urist McRecruit

Dear Urist McRecruit
There's a stack of 10 wineskins in the stockpile. Specifically. We traded a single =Gabbro Crown= for them. I remember it clearly. Noone else has taken any.
Why the barrel?

Still confused
Your overseer

[Loud Whispers]

Dear Urist McRecruit
There's a stack of 10 wineskins in the stockpile. Specifically. We traded a single =Gabbro Crown= for them. I remember it clearly. Noone else has taken any.
Why the barrel?

Still confused
Your overseer

Union strike!

[jamesadelong]

Dear Urist McRecruit
There's a stack of 10 wineskins in the stockpile. Specifically. We traded a single =Gabbro Crown= for them. I remember it clearly. Noone else has taken any.
Why the barrel?

Still confused
Your overseer

Union strike!

Hammerer! Strike the Unions!

[PijanySmok]

Dear Ice

Thank you for killing me 6 dwarves in a row.

Edit: +2 drowned

Dear Urtist FuckingSuicide

Thank you for ruining positions and killing whole fortress. Next time don't run like an idiot into whole swarm of goblins, just stand still. You fucking owe me 20h of gameplay.

Dear Urtist McBuilder

Fortress could survive if you built the bridge faster.

[Theifofdreams]

Armok, What have I done?!

Dear Ice

Thank you for killing me 6 dwarves in a row.

Edit: +2 drowned

Dear Urtist FuckingSuicide

Thank you for ruining positions and killing whole fortress. Next time don't run like an idiot into whole swarm of goblins, just stand still. You fucking owe me 20h of gameplay.

Dear Urtist McBuilder

Fortress could survive if you built the bridge faster.

Dear Overseer.
We thought ye could use ali'l more !Fun!, but it seems ye were nae ready for it.
Apologies.
Yers, Ice, Urist McBuilder an' Urist Fuckingsuicide

[Callista]

Dear Urist McHunter,

I won't say you haven't been doing your job... but the food stores are empty, the carpenter just starved to death, and there is a wild moose in the meeting hall.

Yours,
An Exasperated Overseer

[Nyxalinth]

Dear Dwarves of Ringtool,

Oops.  I knew there'd be skeletal marmots, but I didn't even imagine skeletal yaks.  Sorry about that .  If it helps, you fought bravely.

Your former overseer

[Mercur1c]

Dear Urist Mc NoviceMiner,
It is more important for you to dig a tunnel into the reservoir, in which our legendary miner is starving and dehydrated and hunting vermin for food, than hauling stones to the stockpile, which many other dwarves are doing.
-The Overlord

P.S. I know where you sleep. _{On the floor, quit complaining}