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[TolyK]

Dear hunters,
because they would be better in our meat industry.
Sincerely, overseer

[dirty foot]

Dear overseer,
Why?
Sincerely,
hunters.

Dear Hunters,

Because your need for 40+ arrows for a single bird kill is inefficient, and the animal food supply doesn't repopulate itself unless it's domesticated.

Best,

The Overseer

[TolyK]

Dear overseer,
We're planning on conscripting in the militia.
Sincerely,
Hunters.

[strongrudder]

Dear overseer,
We're planning on conscripting in the militia.
Sincerely,
Hunters.

Dear Hunters,
AAARRRGH.
Sincerely,
Uniform Distribution Dept.

[TolyK]

Dear Uniform Distribution Department,
There's a reason marksdwarves don't hunt in the military.
~Sincerely, Hunters.

[Olith McHuman]

Dear Urist McPancake,

I notice you finally got around to cleaning the far side of the atomsmasher. Good job!
Next life, don't pull the lever first.

[Strange guy]

Dear Fledgling Military

You're training most of the time, yet all your combat skills have gone rusty? Is this my fault, have I done something wrong in the military screen? Or are you just being dwarfs?

Time to start using traps I guess.

[ledgekindred]

Urist McHammerdwarf
On the one hand I appreciate your killing the Giant that had come to "Visit."  On the other I must express some slight disappointment on behalf of the Axedwarf who had chopped its feet and hands off and severed its spine being shown up by your arrival and single blow to the Giant's head, thereby granting you the kill. 

McAxedwarf, you were doing a bang-up job and I hope your 13 goblin deathblows shall lessen any potential disappointment. 

Yrs
Benevolent (for once) Overseer

[Byakugan01]

Dear Siegeing Goblins,

  I realize I gave Giant Cave Spiders the [PET] and [TRAINABLE] Tags. The intent was for me to use them against you, not for you to use them against me. This is especially true when my fotress is relying on a incomplete drawbridge deathtrap and a gauntlet of 8 GCS beyond that for its defense. The four undertrained squads of dorfs don't count. That being said, thanks for showing me the error of actually training the GCS for war, since they only produce a punny shot of string when so trained. 

 Laughing as my stray GCS nom your WAR GCS,
Byakugan01

[shadenight123]

dear legendary mining dwarfs,
you must NOT commit suicide by jumping off the newly formed cliffs YOU DUG OUT, to create a mote.
sincerely, overseer.

[jaxy15]

Dear Urist McStonecrafter,

We appreciate how you made an artifact to become legendary and make better chert swords for the new military, but can you make it something other than a piccolo?

Sincerely,
An overseer

[dirty foot]

Dear Urist McLegendaryHammerDwarf,

You know, you don't HAVE to dodge toward the water when fighting tiny badgers that are terrorizing my gatherers.. You had four other --much better-- less suicidal options than the water.

Seriously,

Overseer

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dear Urist McEngraverandarchitect,
I want you to design those forges and bridges.
I disabled your engraving. You haul wood.
I disable your wood hauling. You go on break.
Why are you trying to avoid architecting? Do you have an aversion to building buildings when there are some of a type already existing? If so, let me know so that I can dismantle our outdoor metalsmithing array and move it inside.
WORK with me here!

[Edosurist]

Dear mayor:
Please don't stall the meetings so that I can upgrade my fortress, instead of the liaison leaving furiously.
Sincerely,
Overseer

[MythagoWoods]

Dear Marksdwarves,

Stop it.

Sincerly,  Your overseer glowering at over 3k bone/wooden bolts you've been assigned for training/combat yet refuse to use