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Torosaurus never existed!
« on: August 07, 2010, 01:42:50 pm »

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If they lied about Torosaurus' existence, how can we know that all of it wasn't a lie? Did dinosaurs even exist, or are those actually dragon bones? Why is the international scientific community so hell-bent on suppressing the truth about dragons? What are they hiding?
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2010, 01:47:48 pm »

WHY DOES SCIENCE LIE SO DAMN MUCH
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2010, 01:52:05 pm »

THE TOROSAURUS IS A LIE.

Sorry, that was going to be said eventually, might aswell get it out of the way now :P
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2010, 01:53:34 pm »

I'm starting to wonder if they even know how magnets work.
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2010, 02:05:17 pm »

Thanks for the update, Eugenitor. I'm sure most of us have never heard that particular timeless story about the Brontosaurus.
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2010, 02:10:30 pm »

I also found this chart amusing:
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2010, 04:13:16 pm »

Jesus Christ what's that red one.

Also, I'm confused. Doesn't this article imply that Triceratops doesn't exist, since it would be the younger version of a Torosaurus?
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2010, 04:16:03 pm »

Jesus Christ what's that red one.

Also, I'm confused. Doesn't this article imply that Triceratops doesn't exist, since it would be the younger version of a Torosaurus?

Triceratops is better known than Torosaurus. Thus, Torosaurus is older version of Triceratops. Would make more sense for it to be the other way around.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 04:20:39 pm »

Jesus Christ what's that red one.
Amphicoelias fragillimus.  8)
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2010, 04:25:08 pm »

Jesus Christ what's that red one.
Amphicoelias fragillimus.  8)
Apparently it doesn't have a common name... also, here's a picture of it next to some other dinosaurs:
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2010, 04:26:41 pm »

Stuff like this happens alot with paleontology, in fact, its often not until many years later after there have been enough study on the bones or until someone digs up a more complete specimen.

It can also happen in cases where there is a great deal of sexual dimorphism.

Anyways, wasn't triceratops one of the earliest to be described? If anything, Torosaurus could be a subspecies and keep its identity that way.
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2010, 06:30:27 pm »

Weeeeeee! We figured out somthing new again! ♣Science, fuck yeah!♣
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Re: Torosaurus never existed!
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2010, 07:15:03 pm »

NO. WAY. This is BULLSHIT.

I thought Torosaurus was defined by its longer, heavier, skull and frill. GOD DAMMIT SCIENCE, STOP RUINING MY FUCKING MIRACLES.
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2010, 12:26:07 am »

This is just another plot by the time traveling pope to make it so the dinosaurs were a hoax.
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