Chronicles of Robocorn Arbanudib
Autumn has come to Murdercloisters. They didn't call it that when I got the notice to come here, they called it Rhymetree or something and said it was in the middle of a peaceful glade with lots of lowhanging fruit and diamonds as big as your head. It didn't take long for me to discover that this was an egregious lie. The forest is haunted by stinky dead animals and until I carved
Relesedunite The Hill of Danger from a huge chunk of star sapphire there were no cut gems in the entire fortress.
And you know what else, Charred GP's pointy nose makes her look like a goblin. And if she doesn't like reading that in the log she can just fire me from my cushy Chronicling job that I love with all my heart.
Murdercloisters Log Sandstone 19, 866Today a well loved and much admired Gem cutting dwarf was reprimanded for insubordinance in his unpaid slave position of record keeper, dispite being the creator of the universally beloved gem
Releasedunite the Hill of Danger. Nobody had the courage to stand up for the unnamed renegade as the long nosed, beady eyed mayor castigated him in front of the whole lunch rush and threatened to destroy every gem in Murdercloisters, including the universally beloved
Releasedunite the Hill of Danger if he did not comply with her vapid and insolent whims.
In other news, the insipid mayor has continued with her plan to train archers to defend Murdercloisters from atop our castle walls.
What castle walls? you may find yourself asking, which would be strange because you are infact reading this from the future and an absence of castle walls would be definitive proof that one of the mayor's glorious plans did nt come into fruition, and as we all know, that
cannot be.
Murdercloisters Log Sandstone 22, 866Sarcasm to be declared criminal in writing form, this piece of legislation was sent from the desk of Charred GP this morning to be ratified by the king later this decade. Because whatever he's doing right now, is no doubt of equal or greater importance than the legalization of this piece of legislation.
Murdercloisters Log Sandstone 28, 866Miner Geshud Becorlikot throws a party today at a jet table.
"It wath [sic] wer [sic] I [sic] wath [sic] alreddeh [sic] having lunsh [sic]"
say's local lisped animal caretaker Melbil Pagedlightning
Murdercloisters Log Timber 10, 866In a largely futile attempt to make any gem cutters who did not make
Releasedunite the Hill of Danger appear less than wholly useless. The not pointy nosed or beady eyed mayor decided to have the lucky fellow smooth all the rough floors and walls in the main lobby. He is projected to be ecstatic and humbled by the honor to undertake this momentous task.
Murdercloisters Log Timber 11, 866Today we celebrate the arrival of Siga. Some sort of misplaced beast. The behemoth is said to be made of mud and to be equipped with
mud wings which I believe with certainty do not possess the ability to lift Siga's heavy, air resistant body off of the ground. Welcome to Murdercloisters, Siga! we look forward to having many engravings done of your magnificent formlessness.
Murdercloisters Log Timber 17, 866It was just today that all of the lakes surrounding Murdercloisters froze solid bringing with them a tide of our famous
ice ants before the ants could be properly documented, the fort was declared under attack by a lone goblin with a dagger and a sack.
The attacker submitted to a brief interview with the dashing recordkeeper where he revealed his name was Stāstost Emaston, he was from Utes Snos, The Spiders of Rampaging, and that he came to Murdercloister with the intent of kidnapping Ezum bannerboarded, the lone minor amongst us. When asked why he seemed puzzled and fled into the night.
Murdercloisters Log Timber 18, 866The caravan and liaison from the mountainhomes have come within spotting distance of Murdercloisters and are likely to attempt to trade with us.
Murdercloisters Log Moonstone 3, 866The mountainhomes are in dire straits indeed, they are apparently in a rock mug shortage to a level at which they will pay exorbitant prices in order to obtain them. The not-at-all-haglike mayor has graciously decided to ramp up rock mug production to help with this most grievous tragedy.
to be continued in winter...
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