Chronicles of Robocorn Arbanudib
It was today on the 28th of Hematite that I was chosen by the current expedition leader, Charred GP, to recount in my journal the things that would be going on in our Murdercloisters. I was delighted to have the honor until he mentioned it would be in addition to my gem cutting duties.
While I was surveying some sapphires I was told that the site would be used to house a training ground for newly implemented fighting force to keep us from harm, I was more than a little disappointed to see the sapphires ground into the wall, never to be used.
The humans came later on, Carred GP is going to hate me for not dating any of these entries, but he's not even paying me anything so he can go take a bath in the magma sea. The bastard hasn't even made me a jewelers shop so I can start working.
I'm not letting any other dwarfs hear about this great Idea I have, but it's really hard to withdraw from society when you live in such close quarters, everyone's eying me, trying to steal my idea. None of them could pull it off in their wildest dreams
Almost as if in response to my genius idea, Charred GP had a fellow Jeweler Morul construct a jeweler's workshop. Not so fast Morul! you'll never finish my idea before I do. I swept in and claimed the shop for myself so those treacherous cretins couldn't carve my ultimate opus. With a week of work I carved with undwarven precision, working with my maximum strength and grinding each facet of the star sapphire to the perfect angle at which it would shine out the most mesmerizing light you've ever seen. After that sleepless week I emerged and declare it known.
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Releasedunite the Hill of Danger was complete!"
The perfect Star sapphire, an object of the greatest beauty so no image was worthy of marring it's perfection, other than it's own, I carved it's own image within it so the grand six pointed star of the stone itself seemed to illuminate through the stone itself.
Err, while I was out doing that some humans came and the liaison talked and a bunch of stuff happened that wasn't interesting at all in comparison to
Releasedunite the Hill of DangerAt some point a skeletal rabbit got into the fort and terrorized a bunch of the planters, I laughed when i heard this but Carred got wind of this and chastised me. He said that is was a particularly terrifying rabbit and I had to stifle a laugh again. I swear that guy get's crazier everyday. I think the guy gets crazier everyday. I shouldn't be too surprised.
To be continued