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Author Topic: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?  (Read 3687 times)

woose1

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Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« on: August 05, 2010, 06:24:01 pm »

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Realmfighter

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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 06:27:20 pm »

People are retarded little pricks.

We know this already
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 06:28:04 pm »

I find this sort of thing endlessly amusing.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2010, 06:30:55 pm by woose1 »
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 06:29:24 pm »

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Take this example: imagine if an alien were to visit the earth and watch a group of hearty football players on the field through his telescope. If this alien watched them jostle in the mud together and then run off to a steamy shower where they playfully gave each other slaps and shared a single bar of minty soap, what would this alien think?

He would think you have a secret Homo-Erotic fantasy.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 06:30:52 pm »

Animals don't have souls anyways, so gay or no, no heaven for them. I absolutely loved that Theology class when I was 7.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 06:32:16 pm »

Lol'd.

But yea, homosexual behavior exists in animals. I had a friend who had 2 male cats and 1 female one. The male ones were crazy about eachother, the female one got depressive. I'm not joking :o

They'd even meow to eachother for minutes across the hallway.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 06:33:48 pm »

I dunno... his crazy tirade at the end against Colbert's satire show makes me think poe.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 06:36:04 pm »

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It also belies an early interest in the nature of Christian faith and many will agree it’s a wonderful thing to have your very own youngsters thinking about death and the afterlife.

Uh, yeah that's...just...awesome.... I think I'll go over here now...
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 06:37:40 pm »

is it serious? It seems so, but after a while i started having doubts.

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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 06:38:38 pm »

Some people just have too much time on their hands...
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 06:39:54 pm »

THIS SITE IS NOT REAL.

I REFUSE TO BELIVE PEOPLE CAN BE THIS STUPID.

Case and fucking point

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You want the answer? Lesbian vampires and Twilight!
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2010, 06:43:40 pm »

I thought we all knew Lindsay Lohan was a lesbian sex vampire?
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