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Author Topic: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?  (Read 3680 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2010, 06:43:58 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on August 05, 2010, 06:39:54 pm
I REFUSE TO BELIVE PEOPLE CAN BE THIS STUPID.

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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2010, 06:44:17 pm »
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Here you me. If I had it my way, I would organize everyone in town and make Mr. J.K. Rowling of Twilight fame come to our court! We would vote him guilty for tempting children to bite each other in the neck and then tempting more boys and girls to come with their “friendly lesbian” vampire agents on twitters.

THIS IS NOT REAL.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2010, 06:44:32 pm »
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2010, 06:45:20 pm »
I love that "like" and "dislike" are "praise" and "condemn".
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2010, 06:45:56 pm »
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There is a sick new Twilight movie coming out where the vampires and wolves have bestials gay agenda sex! They want to show this filth to your children and then teach them that drinking a little bit of each other’s blood is all happy and fun games!

BESTILES GAY AGENDA SEX! HAPPY FUN BLOOD DRINKING GAMES!
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2010, 06:46:56 pm »
Someone needs to e-mail the writers and ask if they're really serious or if this is just a troll site. I mean, I have never seen so much condensed stupidity on one page. It's amazing.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2010, 06:47:27 pm »
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2010, 06:47:38 pm »
Realmfighter, This sounds even better than Rainbow Parties.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2010, 06:47:59 pm »
You see, Conservapedia? THIS is how "batshit insane" is done.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2010, 06:48:14 pm »
http://christwire.org/2009/09/lindsay-lohan-is-a-lesbian-vampire/

Eh, look at the author at the bottom. This is just a joke site. Awww. : p

EDIT: The authors and the comments on the other articles seem almost real, though....
EDIT2: Nevermind. : p
« Last Edit: August 05, 2010, 06:51:43 pm by woose1 »
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2010, 06:49:23 pm »
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There is a sick new Twilight movie coming out where the vampires and wolves have bestials gay agenda sex! They want to show this filth to your children and then teach them that drinking a little bit of each other’s blood is all happy and fun games!

BESTILES GAY AGENDA SEX! HAPPY FUN BLOOD DRINKING GAMES!

Bl̶f̷uja͠hća̢c̕͢͢c͢hah̸̨hh̀ąd̴f̵f̸uk̶k̷̢k~̛ ̵̷͠F̶̷Au̴̡ha̛sh̡d́̀hh̨as̢̛͢hsh̀́h͠s̀h͢hh̷̨ţ!̸̢!͠!̡̨̡

That's it! That entire site is Officially on Team Edward!
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2010, 06:50:09 pm »
Repent-ah, sinners-ah! Go to the Confessionwire-ah and-ah tell of your sins against gawd-ah!
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2010, 06:50:29 pm »
The article reads like North Korean propaganda.
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Re: Do gay pets go heaven, mommy?
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2010, 06:53:44 pm »
I felt it was fake but wished very hard it wasn't, way too hilarious.
I guess I'll have to stick with conservapedia for my lols still.
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« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2010, 06:54:33 pm »
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