Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[ZebioLizard2]

Also, how the hell do you amputate a cheek?

WITH AN AXE.

"I cut myself shaving..."

This is probably why we shouldn't have barber's shops or something similar. Construct it out of 1 chair, 1 axe.

YOU FOOLS!!!
dwarves never shave! EVER!

Have to get the elf blood out of the beard somehow, It taints the beard and makes it weaker!

[Medicine Man]

Also, how the hell do you amputate a cheek?

WITH AN AXE.

"I cut myself shaving..."

This is probably why we shouldn't have barber's shops or something similar. Construct it out of 1 chair, 1 axe.

YOU FOOLS!!!
dwarves never shave! EVER!

Have to get the elf blood out of the beard somehow, It taints the beard and makes it weaker!

Elves have a beard?ARMOOOOKK!!!!!!!!!

[ungulateman]

No, get the elf's blood out of the dwarf's beard.

It's easy to remove elven facial hair, anyway - although I like to make a special "Cacame" caste which can grow it.

[Toybasher]

have an idea,

Dwarves with a new trait "Is always hard upon oneself" have a different tantrum where instead of beating up other dwarves the dwarf PUNCHES HIMSELF or otherwise attacks himself with whatever weapon or item (might be a problem it a dwarf with a sock ends up beating himself up after failing a strange mood (yes we need a new type of insane where the dwarf attacks himself untill he dies) and thus makes a never ending announcment spam of "Urist McScared cancels drink, innturupted by Urist McPsychotic" and never offs himself)

[Arkose]

I bet magma would stop the bleeding.

Apply directly to the wound.

MagmOn; apply directly to the dorf's head.

[Javarock]

Cut out your own eye so you can look badass, While your at it add some eye patchs.

[CapnKorin]

Chop off your arm after constructing a new steel one. Attach it to your shoulder socket and WHAM, you're part robot now!

Nethack did this, Dorf Fortress can too!

[James.Denholm]

Cut out your own eyes so you can look badass, While your at it add some eye patchs.

Fix'd.

[Medicine Man]

Chop off your arm after constructing a new steel one. Attach it to your shoulder socket and WHAM, you're part robot now!

Nethack did this, Dorf Fortress can too!

Nethack did?Please show me a video of it,that sounds awesome.

[Javarock]

Cut out your own eyes so you can look badass, While your at it add some eye patchs.

Fix'd.

No I meant Eye. You don't want to remove both of them >_>

[Josephus]

Bro, it's simple math. If one eyepatch = badass, then two eyepatches = MORE BADASS.

x_0

[scira]

I've heard something about blind legendary marksmen being terribly fun.

[CapnKorin]

Chop off your arm after constructing a new steel one. Attach it to your shoulder socket and WHAM, you're part robot now!

Nethack did this, Dorf Fortress can too!

Nethack did?Please show me a video of it,that sounds awesome.

It was either Nethack or a game very similar. You could use materials like say, a Phoenix Feather or a steel golem's arm to fashion yourself a replacement should you lose a limb.

[forsaken1111]

Chop off your arm after constructing a new steel one. Attach it to your shoulder socket and WHAM, you're part robot now!

Nethack did this, Dorf Fortress can too!

Nethack did?Please show me a video of it,that sounds awesome.

It was either Nethack or a game very similar. You could use materials like say, a Phoenix Feather or a steel golem's arm to fashion yourself a replacement should you lose a limb.

I want to know what game this is.

[CapnKorin]

I think it's called "Slash'em".

Not sure though, it's been a really long time since I last played it.