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[Tarran]

continue to chop down that tree

Yes! Finally! Cut it down!

[rawr359]

Pray to whatever you worship for a woman, Bob.

[Shades]

Pray to whatever you worship for a woman, Bob.

I thought we just needed a club and some village to steal a woman from

[Evergod41]

collect, but don't eat, samples of the local berries and bring them back to the cave

You go and pick berries, theres are round dark blue ones, and bumpy red ones...

Go outside and take a leak.

Then gather some sticks for starting a fire again.

You piss out the mouth of your cave, not watching you then step in the golden liquid, and track it all over your cave...
you go get more sticks and restart the fire.

continue to chop down that tree

You contenue hacking at the tree, it starts to fall and you get out of the way, falls and falls and falls, and it hits next to your cave entrance, that was close... and there are now branches all over the place, and animals running everywhichway

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

 - simple AX
 - crappy spear
 - some vine

Spoiler: Things at your home (click to show/hide)

 - Wolf skin bedding
 - Firepit
 - Crude Spit
 - Felled redwood

Evaluated Wounds
 - Frightened about that loud noise you just heard

The bright glowing thing in the sky is off in the other direction

What shall you do next?

I am having way too much exploiting the imperfections in your commands

[rawr359]

Try to kill a few animals.

[Shades]

eat one of the dark blue berries

chop some of the larger branches off the redwood and cut them into blocks to feed the fire

[Tarran]

eat one of the dark blue berries

chop some of the larger branches off the redwood and cut them into blocks to feed the fire

[Evergod41]

eat one of the dark blue berries

chop some of the larger branches off the redwood and cut them into blocks to feed the fire

you grab a blue berry and suck it down quickly, almost choking...
You strip the tree truck even though there are perfectly good branches right there on the ground... and throw them on the fire, you start feeling weird...

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

 - simple AX
 - crappy spear
 - some vine

Spoiler: Things at your home (click to show/hide)

 - Wolf skin bedding
 - Firepit
 - Crude Spit
 - Felled redwood
 - shitload of branches of any size

Evaluated Wounds
 - Your gut feels weird...

The bright glowing thing in the sky is off in the other direction

What shall you do next?

[Tarran]

THROW UP THE BERRY/SHIT OUT THE BERRY QUICKLY!

[rawr359]

Have you felt this feeling in your gut before? If so, what happened after?

[Evergod41]

Have you felt this feeling in your gut before? If so, what happened after?

well someone is getting ingenuative

[Spartan 117]

PUNCH SELF IN LOWER STOMACH.

CUT OPEN A NONLETHAL WOUND THAT WILL BLEED HEAVILY.

UH, CRY?

[Shades]

what why?

[Tarran]

PUNCH SELF IN LOWER STOMACH.

CUT OPEN A NONLETHAL WOUND THAT WILL BLEED HEAVILY.

UH, CRY?

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Evergod41 will use ANYTHING as an excuse to beat us up. And since our caveman doesn't know what is and isn't a "Nonlethal" wound, Evergod41 is going to use that as a excuse to make us bleed a lot.

Besides, why would you want to wound the caveman anyway?

[Zako]

Don't cut yourself, thats stupid. Don't hit yourself either. Crying serves no purpose.

Head to the river, wash your hands in the water, then go downstream (the way the water is going) for a little then stick your thingers in the back of your throat, as far back as possible, then face away from the river so not to pollute it.

This should get the toxins out. Drink lots of water afterward, we will need to replace our fluids.