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Author Topic: Bob the Caveman - Day 13: Eureka!  (Read 49615 times)

Tarran

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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #90 on: August 05, 2010, 04:56:30 am »

I editted my post. I'm 99% sure he won't drink vomit with this action. Unless he's a retard.
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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #91 on: August 05, 2010, 04:58:12 am »

OOC: I assumed it was hunger too.

Go home. Your rabbit is probably already burnt, eat it and go to sleep.
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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #92 on: August 05, 2010, 04:59:00 am »

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There are plenty of berry bushes neerby, so you pick a few and eat them without making any special note on their properties, but the bush had nice flowers and some thorns on it, oh and you have thorns stuck in your fingers now...
I think that...

Why did no one get him to vomit earlier, there was prob a poison berry there...



STOP NINJARING ME!!!!
DAMN YOU SHADES!!!
« Last Edit: August 05, 2010, 05:00:38 am by Neyvn »
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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #93 on: August 05, 2010, 05:01:31 am »

STOP NINJARING ME!!!!
DAMN YOU TARRAN!!!
You're way too slow. Blame the ninja'ing on yourself. :P
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #94 on: August 05, 2010, 05:01:41 am »

he's a retard.

This seems likely ...

Check to see how cooked the rabbit is. Do this by carefully picking up the stick from the end not in the fire and then moving a little way away before breaking the meat open. Check the meat is white and the juices running from it are clear. If it is eat it, if not return the stick to the place resting against the fire bank and continue to cook

Sorry Neyvn :)
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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #95 on: August 05, 2010, 05:02:43 am »

Good your learning!

Throw up as much as possible away from the river, then have a drink from the river, walk back to our cave and eat the rabbit.
You try to vomit some more but theres nothing left to vomit, so you drink some water from the river and head back to your cave.

Eat the rabit. Then sleep next to the fire.
You arrive at home, the fire went out, and from the available light the rabbit turned a brown color. you eat it all except the bones and lie down pulling your bedding over you to keep yourself warm

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Things at your home (click to show/hide)

Evaluated Wounds
 - NONE

The bright glowing thing in the sky is gone. There is now a different glowing disk with spots on it...

What shall you do next (after you awake)?

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Re: Caveman - Turn 1: The second day!
« Reply #96 on: August 05, 2010, 05:04:28 am »

he's a retard.

This seems likely ...

Check to see how cooked the rabbit is. Do this by carefully picking up the stick from the end not in the fire and then moving a little way away before breaking the meat open. Check the meat is white and the juices running from it are clear. If it is eat it, if not return the stick to the place resting against the fire bank and continue to cook

Sorry Neyvn :)
Im making him bar retarded
and that is way to specific for a single command...

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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #97 on: August 05, 2010, 05:05:24 am »

Go outside and take a leak.

...Yes, it's necessary!

Then gather some sticks for starting a fire again.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Caveman - Turn 1: The second day!
« Reply #98 on: August 05, 2010, 05:06:02 am »

damnit im trying to change the turn!

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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #99 on: August 05, 2010, 05:06:32 am »

The real question is for the good of the species do we really want to help this guy stay alive ;)

I say we carefully test some berries, keeping note of what they look like. A diet of just meat would be bad. Thoughts?

collect, but don't eat, samples of the local berries and bring them back to the cave
« Last Edit: August 05, 2010, 05:12:08 am by Shades »
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Re: Caveman - Turn 1: The second day!
« Reply #100 on: August 05, 2010, 05:09:59 am »

Go look for a mate, Bob. Then ooga her ooga with your ooga and make her ooga.
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Re: Caveman - Turn 0: Genesis
« Reply #101 on: August 05, 2010, 05:10:54 am »

I say we carefully test some berries, keeping note of what they look like. A diet of just meat would be bad. Thoughts?
Meh. I'm not sure we need to test them now, or any time now. Still, can't hurt to do so anyway.

Go look for a mate, Bob. Then ooga her ooga with your ooga and make her ooga.
How are we going to find any? It's not like ladies grow on trees.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Caveman - Turn 1: The second day!
« Reply #102 on: August 05, 2010, 05:11:21 am »

/|\ lol damn

and we alredy have sticks, noone checks the invitory...

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Re: Caveman - Turn 1: The second day!
« Reply #103 on: August 05, 2010, 05:13:34 am »

I know we have sticks twigs in our inventory, it's just a few freaking twigs won't sustain a fire for... More then a few seconds. I say we gather more.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Caveman - Turn 1: The second day!
« Reply #104 on: August 05, 2010, 05:14:12 am »

We should be able to just throw a few of the sticks onto the hot ash in the firepit to get it started again. We'll probably want logs though once it is going so we should also:

continue to chop down that tree
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