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Author Topic: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain  (Read 19325 times)

Medicine Man

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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #210 on: August 30, 2010, 11:56:51 pm »

I can't explain why my PC is randomly rebooting.It reboots before I can fully scan it and the same thing happened when I had a pc full of viruses so I am shitting my virtual pants right now.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #211 on: August 31, 2010, 04:55:27 pm »

I cannot Fathom why Platypuses(Platypi?) exist.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #212 on: August 31, 2010, 06:29:55 pm »

I cannot Fathom why Platypuses(Platypi?) exist.
God sneezed.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #213 on: August 31, 2010, 06:45:13 pm »

There is no why.

There should be a how, but there isn't one of those either.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #214 on: August 31, 2010, 08:41:58 pm »

Hey, I had a shield ghost a couple years ago. It was this weird blonde chick with a red hairband, but she left for some reason.

 Maybe you have a
Shield ghost as well. Or just a ghost. Hope to god it's not a spectre.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #215 on: September 01, 2010, 06:24:56 am »

I cannot Fathom why Platypuses(Platypi?) exist.

The aquatic, poisonous, duck-billed, fuzzy marsupial. Oh, Platypus, you wacky freak of evolution.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #216 on: September 01, 2010, 06:32:17 am »

The aquatic, poisonous, duck-billed, fuzzy marsupial. Oh, Platypus, you wacky freak of evolution.
You forgot egg-laying.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #217 on: September 01, 2010, 06:41:48 am »

The aquatic, poisonous, duck-billed, fuzzy marsupial. Oh, Platypus, you wacky freak of evolution.
You forgot egg-laying.
And probably a whole bunch of other things.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #218 on: September 01, 2010, 07:42:57 am »

Yeah. Like interdimensional travel, telepathy, and the ability to smell electron spin, but everyone knows about those.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #219 on: September 01, 2010, 09:23:34 am »

Isn't the platypus the one who excretes milk directly through their skin too? As opposed to through teats, I mean.

Quick-edit: It was. Though I pictured them leaking it all over their body.  :(

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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #220 on: September 01, 2010, 11:23:26 am »

Platypuses and monotremes in general make a bit more sense when you remember that mammals evolved from reptiles. The monotremes just got a bit sidetracked partway through the process.

I've never understood the beak though.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #221 on: September 01, 2010, 04:14:56 pm »

Yeah. Like interdimensional travel, telepathy, and the ability to smell electron spin, but everyone knows about those.

Well, I meant more like webbed toes. The above work well, too, though.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #222 on: September 02, 2010, 07:45:40 am »

Well they can detect magnetic fields, so they probably working on psionics power next.

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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #223 on: September 02, 2010, 08:07:29 am »

In all my nightmares, I'm always in school, or a place that strongly resembles it, and I'm always naked, and my highschool ex-girlfriend is always there laughing at me with all her douchebag friends. Then I'm always running running away from something, but I can't figure out where I'm going, like I'm in a maze. There's food all over the place, but it's all rotten and disgusting. I'm extremely hungry, but if I try to eat it then all my teeth fall out. 

I can't go outside because the world is flooding. Fortunately, I always encounter someone that's like an ideal father-figure, loving and reassuring and protecting, but he always disappears suddenly. Then something vague but panic inducing is approaching, and I have to run for my life and get more lost in the maze/school.

Whenever I'm traveling through the maze/school, there's insects and spiders all over the place, working their way into every nook and cranny. Not normal spider, but with exaggerated long and thick legs and fangs that are covered in a venomous slime. Whenever I try to escape the situation, small people appear and mock me, slinging the most harmful insults they can muster, and want to fight, but if I try to fight them then all the strength in my muscles evaporates and I'm easily crushed by the might of the little people. If I try running away, then I'm always running in place, or I can't move or only move very slowly, like I'm wading through molasses.

Then there's darkness, and the shadows are all moving around of their own volition. There's creatures moving around in the darkness, I can't make them out, but they're all frightening.

This is around the time I wake up, and it's really disconcerting that all my nightmares are like this.
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Re: Things You've Never Been Able To Explain
« Reply #224 on: September 02, 2010, 09:23:38 am »

Wow. That's like the most insane nightmare ever. Mine are just that I can't turn the lights on in my room. Then the walls start moaning and laughing at me. Creeps me the shit out.
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