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[AtomicPaperclip]

Is denying citizenship to illegal immigrants really so irrational?

Man, by definition they are denied citizenship. That's why they're illegal immigrants, as opposed to just immigrants.

oops, fixed

Was supposed to read children of illegal immigrants

[PTTG??]

Bah, nevermind.
It is impossible for a wise man to argue with a fool.

[Phmcw]

That's not even close to what's proposed. They want to revoke this right completely, even if you're legal.
So yes it's stupid. But I suppose it's yet another group of butthurt over Obama's election. How look, how does he dare, he's president and he's father wasn't American or something. Obama is actually a pretty good example of why this law is stupid.

[Sergius]

Stupid day trip delivery American President...

[DJ]

You know what other president wasn't born in USA? George Washington. We should strike that wretch from the history books!

[Onlyhestands]

Actually, we should strike out every president before Van Buren.

Except for Washington

[RedKing]

And Van Buren's first language wasn't English! (True fact -- he grew up speaking Dutch).

Dang furrners.

[Onlyhestands]

They took er jerbs!

[Aqizzar]

They took er jerbs!

That's what this is about?  Jerbs?  I have a better solution.  Unemployment is like 10% right now.  Let's kill of 10% of the working-capable population.  Then everyone who wants a jerb will have one!



When you can discern why that answer is patently ridiculous, you will have simultaneously discovered why anti-immigration as an economic issue is a farce as well.

[alway]

They took er jerbs!

Let's kill of 10% of the working-capable population.  Then everyone who wants a jerb will have one!
When you can discern why that answer is patently ridiculous, you will have simultaneously discovered why anti-immigration as an economic issue is a farce as well.

Uh oh, I think they took you seriously. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38632799/ns/us_news-environment/

"manes" of venom-tipped spines

[Jreengus]

I'll go fetch my gun Aqizzar and prove how well that plan will work.

The great part of your plan is that we can ship those bodies to third world countries and simultaneously help alleviate world hunger. Aqizzar you've done it again! I bow to your brilliance.

[RedKing]

They took er jerbs!

Let's kill of 10% of the working-capable population.  Then everyone who wants a jerb will have one!
When you can discern why that answer is patently ridiculous, you will have simultaneously discovered why anti-immigration as an economic issue is a farce as well.

Uh oh, I think they took you seriously. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38632799/ns/us_news-environment/

"manes" of venom-tipped spines

"A single female produces about 2 million eggs a year, and hatchlings become sexually mature in about one year"

[sarcasm]Just like Mexicans![/sarcasm]

Dang immigrant fish! They's takin' our water!

[Aqizzar]

The great part of your plan is that we can ship those bodies to third world countries and simultaneously help alleviate world hunger. Aqizzar you've done it again! I bow to your brilliance.

Yeah, I am pretty awesome, aren't I.  It's just a shame how many great ideas I never have the opportunity to share.