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Euld

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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2010, 05:57:51 pm »

I had a coworker who took advantage of my nice nature.  She would be caring, polite, and considerate one minute, then the next she would snap at me, call me an idiot, or badmouth coworkers I liked.  I could never please her.

Think of the opposite team as someone like that.  You've tried everything humanly possible to please them, but nothing works.  They are immune to any kindness you offer, and they will not relent in harassing you.  Now you have the chance to teach them kindess through violent physical means, quite possibly the only language they understand.  They may not learn to respect you after you hang their entrails on their goal post, but at the very least, they'll learn that nice people are actually the last people they should walk all over.

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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2010, 05:59:20 pm »

You could also start worshiping Khorne. Just sayin, sanity is for the weak.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2010, 04:12:19 pm »

Go scream at random people, start fights, in your football game, act like a dick and limp back home bruised and bleeding, having learned that being angry kinda sucks.
Then, take up pottery.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2010, 04:14:48 pm »

Or in the event you win the resulting brawl, walk back home with the knowlage that everyone you know now considers you an unhinged psycopath who they should constantly lie to to appease you despite hating you. A lose-lose situation, farming anger.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2010, 10:22:24 pm »

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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2010, 10:38:52 pm »

PCP.

Turns you from laid back mundane into insane psychopathic monster in just a few minutes, just stay away of sharp objects or you might suddenly think that tearing off your face is a good idea.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2010, 11:02:05 pm »

Pump up your testosterone levels by BEING STRONG.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2010, 09:10:43 am »

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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2010, 09:12:54 am »

Or build up testosterone by simply stopping the nightly common practice of guys your age. The more it builds up, the aggressiver you get.  Athletes do this IIRC.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2010, 09:14:23 am »

Or build up testosterone by simply stopping the nightly common practice of guys your age.

Yeah. Stupid internet chat soakin' up testosterone an' shit.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2010, 09:16:48 am »

Or build up testosterone by simply stopping the nightly common practice of guys your age. The more it builds up, the aggressiver you get.  Athletes do this IIRC.
Hate to break it to you, but that's a total myth that got spread around by coaches.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2010, 09:18:23 am »

Wait, were we talking about masturbation? I thought we were talking about trolling.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2010, 09:19:29 am »

It's the same really, but all your advice is lame, he should just kill a kitten, solves alll problems :)
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2010, 09:22:17 am »

Meh, I know I get edgy and fustrated after a few days... I am standing by what I said.
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« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2010, 09:22:52 am »

Just to point out, being mean won't make you better at football. If you want to be mean for the sake of it that is okay though :)
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