EPIC RECAP TIME(FRAPS repeatedly refuses to take a screenshot of episode 5's stuff)
Well. Exciting, wasn't that?
Our newest mecha, now with colour.
Revy: ...FUCK FUCK SHIT THIS MUST BE A TRAP.
Revy: You aren't a police officer out to catch me, right?
Vizaroni: No. No, I'm not. I just want you to stop Odbgu, okay? I'll pay you.
Revy: Okay!
Vizaroni: Start at the hospital, something should be there.
Revy: Well...seeing how I've been unable to completely stop Odbgu even with help, I think I'm going to need this.
Miaza: Perfect! Your reinforcements will be ready when needed.
Revy: Bah, this Heoy fellow can't be tougher than me!
Debab: I'll set up the duel...
Meanwhile, Lava Shark tells Revy about an AWESOME DUELIST COMPETITION. Apparently, Revy could get a huge reward for defeating a rookie.
Revy: Awesome.
And so Revy one-shots a rookie. HELL YEAH THESE MISSILES ARE AWESOMER THAN I EXPECTED. She recieves the amazing prize money of...$3000.
Revy: I was expecting something more...well...large. Oh well.
Revy: YOU HAVE FOUR LANCEMATES! I HAVE ONE! HOW IS THIS FAIR!?!
Heoy Mep: Martian law!
Revy: Shut up and DIE!
They die.
Revy: I beat him. Hire me instead.
Debab: Okay, Odbgu's meeting with the newbies in the exterior of the spinner.
Revy: You know, I've never thought of it like that, but I can see how it's an awesome situation. As long as I don't get blown up, that is.
Odbgu: SO EXPLODE! FOR THE GOOD OF MY PROFITS!
Revy: ...No.
And so Odbgu loses another mecha, but ejects again, a habit that is getting rather tiresome.