Revy: Pillaging and plundering!
Revy: I'm sure you don't...sure...Well! Time to go to Maquise Spinner, Lava Shark!
Housz: Hey! My name is HOUSZ!
Revy: Sure...sure it is...Lava Shark.
Lava Shark: Seriously, Lava Shark?
Revy: I got the idea from a dream...Well, I've taken the liberty of repainting your mecha for our fleet.
Lava Shark: HEY! Stop touching my mecha!
Revy: Uh...what? Damn truckers...
Revy: Peace. I hate peace.
Revy: Easy money? Money? Cash? I WANT.
Revy: I thought you said you had easy money for me, not for some information seller. Well, info is nice...*grumbles*.
Qileqq Bep: Eh, maybe someday you can return the favor. Just remember, there ain't such thing as easy money.
Revy: ...*grumbles more*
Yldhe: I've got some inside info on a ripe target for a heist. If you want it, it's just $31245.
Revy: I WANT.
Revy: Time to raid stuff!
Revy: I don't like spending money. DUEL!
Buwosoizy: No. Pay.
Revy: Okay...
Revy: Isn't the Aegis Overlord the evil force? That means...no moral issues! Yay!
The escort, shockingly enough, falls apart completely in a matter of seconds. But there's more of them.
Revy: Wait. I don't like that cannon the ship has. Let's attract the guards.
Lava Shark: CHAAAAAARGE!
Revy: ...Idiot.
Revy: $156225! To the action! (sorry, no time for you to choose, didn't know this happens at the end of the battle)
Revy: Why does everyone hate me so much?
Lava Shark: Let's see...you robbed a weak merchant ship, slaughtered its crew, blew it to pieces, killed the entire garrison, looted the garrison, danced around in the wreckage, announced it to everyone in the sector, bragged about being the best pirate ever...