Match 26Urist mcdeadude versus NoQuarterManaged by Dwarf mc dwarf and Topace3kFear has no place in Urist mcdeadude's feeble human heart. After losing an arm to his previous opponent, Karkat the Troll who wielded a giant axe, a Minotaur with a silver whip barely even catches his attention.(though being a sadist might be a contributing factor) He did buy some new armor and trained a bit with his shield though. But now as he stands in the arena waiting for the fight to begin, he appears to be as tranquil as a heard of Murderphants grazing by a carp-infested brook. (Take that as you will).
NoQuarter's purchases before the match also suggest he is confident about the fight's outcome. He only improved his whipping skill slightly, saving the rest of his points for later.
The fight begins with the usual charge, and Urist is quickly on his back. Attacks are blocked and parried by both. Urist stands up and is knocked down again. Now Stunned, Urist fails to protect himself against against the lashings. His chest and lung are bruised, and a bone in his leg is chipped. Now in extreme pain, Urist is slow to get up and can't manage to counter-attack. NoQuarter whips away, bruising flesh and chipping bones.
A hit to Urist's weapon hand effectively ends the fight. He drops his mace and has no way to respond to the Minotaurs relentless onslaught.
The whippings continue for what seems like hours, but Urist proves his resolve by never letting out a scream. It takes a hit to the head to finally end the torment. NoQuarter will face Pisano in the Semi-Finals.
NoQuarter is victorious, and advances to the next round!Combat Log:
NoQuarter charges at Urist mcdeadude!
NoQuarter strikes at Urist mcdeadude but the shot is blocked!
NoQuarter collides with Urist mcdeadude!
Urist mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
NoQuarter strikes at Urist mcdeadude but the shot is blocked!
Urist mcdeadude counterstrikes!
Urist mcdeadude strikes at NoQuarter but the shot is parried!
NoQuarter strikes at Urist mcdeadude but the shot is blocked!
Urist mcdeadude counterstrikes!
Urist mcdeadude strikes at NoQuarter but the shot is parried!
The Urist mcdeadude stands up.
NoQuarter charges at Urist mcdeadude!
NoQuarter strikes at Urist mcdeadude but the shot is blocked!
NoQuarter collides with Urist mcdeadude!
Urist mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small steel mail shirt!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right upper arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small steel mail shirt!
The Urist mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze high boot!
The Urist mcdeadude stands up.
NoQuarter charges at Urist mcdeadude!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the first toe, left foot with his silver whip, tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
NoQuarter collides with Urist mcdeadude!
Urist mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze right gauntlet!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small steel mail shirt!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small steel greaves!
The Urist mcdeadude stands up.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left hand with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze left gauntlet!
The Urist mcdeadude loses hold of the bronze mace.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small steel greaves!
The Urist mcdeadude gives in to pain.
The Urist mcdeadude falls over.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze high boot!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left hand with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze left gauntlet!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze left gauntlet!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small steel greaves!
Urist mcdeadude looks sick!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small steel greaves!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small steel mail shirt!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze right gauntlet!
The Urist mcdeadude regains consciousness.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and chipping the left true rib through the small steel mail shirt!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left upper arm with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the left shoulder's muscle and chipping the left shoulder's bone!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small steel greaves!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the thumb, right hand with his silver whip, tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small steel greaves!
The Urist mcdeadude stands up.
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
The Urist mcdeadude gives in to pain.
The Urist mcdeadude falls over.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze right gauntlet!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left foot with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze high boot!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze high boot!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small steel greaves!
Urist mcdeadude looks even more sick!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the left false rib through the right lung and tearing the right lung!
Urist mcdeadude is having trouble breathing!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small steel greaves!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze right gauntlet!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left hand with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the left wrist's muscle and chipping the left wrist's bone!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and fracturing the left true rib through the small steel mail shirt!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper right back tooth with his silver whip and the severed part sails off in an arc!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left hand with his silver whip, fracturing the bone through the small bronze left gauntlet!
Urist mcdeadude vomits.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and tearing the lower spine's nervous tissue through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze high boot!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small steel mail shirt!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and chipping the right floating rib through the small steel mail shirt!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right hand with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze right gauntlet!
The Urist mcdeadude loses hold of the bronze shield.
The Urist mcdeadude regains consciousness.
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his silver whip, fracturing the bone through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the left lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze high boot!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the left false rib through the right lung and tearing the right lung!
Urist mcdeadude is having trouble breathing!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and fracturing the left false rib through the small steel mail shirt!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small steel mail shirt!
Urist mcdeadude misses NoQuarter!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas through the small steel greaves!
NoQuarter lashes Urist mcdeadude in the head with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist mcdeadude has been knocked unconscious!
Urist mcdeadude has been struck down.
The two dodgiest gladiators fight in this match. Ironblade, the Dwarf, has only his steel battle axe and a bronze breast plate while Dancing Dagger, a kobold, holds only his adamantine large dagger. But both are fantastically quick, Ironblade being an adept dodger while Dancing Dagger is a Grand Master in the subject. No doubt, whoever lands the first hit will win the match.
The competition begins, and Ironblade strikes with lightening speed, and Dancing Dagger only just manages to parry the blow with his dagger. The Kobold immediately counterattacks, but misses the dwarf by a hair. He shows off his speed by striking again, but Ironblade manages to parry the blow with his steel blade. Dancing Dagger dodges Ironblade's next attack, and Ironblade dodges Dancing Dagger's. Then Ironblade lets loose a mighty swing and nearly decapitates the little Kobold. Dancing Dagger jumps away in the nick of time, and lets loose his own mighty attack. Ironblade, who is off balance from his previous miss, does not even see the blade coming. The Dwarf is cut in two, just like the Werewolf before him. The spectators,(largely Dwarven and avid Ironblade supports), are initially shocked, and then let out an angry roar and storm the ring in a horrible tantrum. But Dancing Dagger vanished with lighting speed, and they had to settle for a brawl amongst themselves. The corpses that littered the Arena after their anger waned, would keep the Murderphants fed for many a week.
Dancing Dagger is victorious, and advances to the next round!Combat Log:
Ironblade strikes at Dancing Dagger but the shot is parried!
Dancing Dagger counterstrikes!
Dancing Dagger misses Ironblade!
Dancing Dagger strikes at Ironblade but the shot is parried!
Ironblade attacks Dancing Dagger but He jumps away!
Dancing Dagger attacks Ironblade but He jumps away!
Ironblade attacks Dancing Dagger but He jumps away!
Dancing Dagger slashes Ironblade in the lower body with his large adamantine dagger and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Ironblade has been struck down.
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