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[Blackdutchie]

note to self: if victorious, armour up.

[Prepaid Lenin]

Pisano is a badass, I look forward to giving him a horrible painful death in round 2.

My changes for the next level:

246 points to spend.

Upgrade to Professional Shield User (-120)
Upgrade to Expert Lasher (-105)
Upgrade to Competent Dodger (-15)
Leather High Boots (-5)

1 point(s) remainder.

Second Round Build:

Prepaid, Human

Professional Shield User
Expert Lasher
Competent Dodger

Bronze Scourge
Oak Shield
Leather Gloves
Leather High Boots

[eclipsetail]

Halfway to my round.

Can't wait.

[Badfuzzy]

Match 4

The wild card versus Gutstabber
Managed by cappstv and Howells

No one quite knows how "The wild card" managed to qualify as a gladiator. Although the entrance requirements are not high, you must prove your fighting prowess by killing at least a dozen of the cats that live around the arena. When The wild card signed up, he not only lacked his due of cat corpses, he didn't have a weapon, or armor, and he wasn't even wearing any clothes. Nevertheless, he somehow managed to convince the entrance examiner that he was in fact a mighty dwarven warrior who had slain countless Dragons and Bronze Colossi.
And so today, "The wild card" entered the Arena(still naked and rather portly) to face his terrifying foe, a giant Minotaur named Gutstabber who wielded a 12-foot pike.
What happened next should surprise no one. The Minotaur charged the naked dwarf, chopping off its chubby hand, and knocking it to the ground. Gutstabber swung again, and cut deeply into "the wild card"'s arm. Blood flowed profusely. The Minotaur toyed with his opponent, prolonging the agonizing pain the wild card must have been experiencing. End the end, the dwarf was ripped to shreds: Gutstabber was named well.

Gutstabber is victorious, and advances to the next round!

Combat Log:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Gutstabber charges at the wild card!
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the left hand with his bronze pike and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Gutstabber collides with the wild card!
the wild card is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the left lower arm with his bronze pike, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The bronze pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gutstabber twists the embedded bronze pike around in the wild card's left lower arm!
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the lower body with his bronze pike, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
the wild card looks sick!
The bronze pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
The the wild card stands up.
Gutstabber twists the embedded bronze pike around in the wild card's lower body!
Gutstabber charges at the wild card!
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the upper body with his bronze pike, tearing the muscle and tearing the left lung!
the wild card is having trouble breathing!
Gutstabber collides with the wild card!
the wild card is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the first toe, right foot with his bronze pike and the severed part sails off in an arc!
the wild card vomits.
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the right lower arm with his bronze pike, fracturing the bone!
A sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
the wild card vomits.
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the left lower leg with his bronze pike, fracturing the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
the wild card vomits.
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the right upper leg with his bronze pike, fracturing the bone!
A tendon has been torn!
Gutstabber stabs the wild card in the left upper leg with his bronze pike, fracturing the bone!
A motor nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
The bronze pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
the wild card vomits.
Gutstabber twists the embedded bronze pike around in the wild card's left upper leg!
the wild card misses Gutstabber!
the wild card has bled to death.

[Josephus]

Sweet Jesus, that one was over from the first hit.

[eclipsetail]

The minotaur was having so much fun he decided not to kill him for a while.

with my sword I would've been like,

"Okay, let's chop off this arm...

ooh, now the leg!
Other arm
Other leg
Body
Head!

[Blade_Train3r]

The outside chance didn't even GET a chance

[Josephus]

Oh god, the monstrous races are going to dominate this one. There is a troll with a freaking axe in the tourney.

[Badfuzzy]

It'll be a few hours before the next update.

Match 5

Karkat versus Nil Omshitrodum
Managed by Areku and Blackdutchie

Karkat is a Troll with an Axe. Nil Omshitrodum is a well rounded dwarf wielding a silver warhammer and an oaken shield, and decked out in bronze armor. The Dwarf struck first but his hammer was parried. The Troll hit the dwarf on its bronze leggings - but couldn't penetrate the armor! Karkat knocks Nil over and strikes the dwarf's armor multiple, but cannot land a solid hit. Nil, however, can't seem to respond, and at last Karkat hits an exposed area: Nil's left arm. It sails off in an arc and into the moat which surrounds the arena. Nil drops his warhammer and flees in pain and fear. The Troll pursues and manages to cut of the dwarf's right hand. Nil continues to flee, but at last Karkat, with a mighty upper cut, lands a hit to Nil's throat tearing it apart. Nil promptly dies and the fight comes to an end.



Karkat is victorious, and advances to the next round!

Combat Log:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nil Omshitrodum strikes at Karkat but the shot is parried!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
Nil Omshitrodum strikes at Karkat but the shot is parried!
Karkat counterstrikes!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the left lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the right lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat collides with Nil Omshitrodum!
Nil Omshitrodum is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat strikes at Nil Omshitrodum but the shot is parried!
Nil Omshitrodum counterstrikes!
Nil Omshitrodum strikes at Karkat but the shot is parried!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the right upper leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
The Nil Omshitrodum stands up.
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat collides with Nil Omshitrodum!
Nil Omshitrodum is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the left upper arm with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
The Nil Omshitrodum is no longer stunned.
The Nil Omshitrodum loses hold of the silver war hammer.
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the left lower arm with his bronze great axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the right upper arm with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
The Nil Omshitrodum stands up.
Karkat attacks Nil Omshitrodum but He jumps away!
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat attacks Nil Omshitrodum but He jumps away!
Karkat rushes by Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat attacks Nil Omshitrodum but He jumps away!
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat attacks Nil Omshitrodum but He jumps away!
Nil Omshitrodum strikes at Karkat but the shot is parried!
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat strikes at Nil Omshitrodum but the shot is blocked!
Karkat collides with Nil Omshitrodum!
Nil Omshitrodum is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
The Nil Omshitrodum is no longer stunned.
The Nil Omshitrodum loses hold of the oaken shield.
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the right hand with his bronze great axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Nil Omshitrodum stands up.
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat attacks Nil Omshitrodum but He jumps away!
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the right lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat collides with Nil Omshitrodum!
Nil Omshitrodum is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the right upper arm with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Nil Omshitrodum's small bronze mail shirt!
The Nil Omshitrodum is no longer stunned.
The Nil Omshitrodum stands up.
Karkat charges at Nil Omshitrodum!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the head with his bronze great axe, bruising the skin through the small bronze helm!
Karkat collides with Nil Omshitrodum!
Nil Omshitrodum is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat hacks Nil Omshitrodum in the throat with his bronze great axe, tearing it apart!
A major artery has been opened by the strike!
Nil Omshitrodum has bled to death.

[eclipsetail]

Mine is next!

=D

[Josephus]

You see that? TROLL WITH AN AXE JUST MURDERED THAT GUY. Woo, Karkat.

Man, your guy's wearing a breastplate, at least, but you're up against another axeman. Least it's not a lasher.

[eclipsetail]

Yeah I know. It's a pretty even fight.

But I have a feeling I'm gonna lose.

[LordSlowpoke]

Poor little bastard, but seriously, no one's going to outwrestle a snake.

It was eaten. ._.
I feel sorry for him.

But seriously.
A pick?

MINE IS THE PICK THAT SHALL PIERCE THE SHINY

Nah, it was a really stupid choice. If I kept the axe, I'd have a chance at least. I'll go into quiet lurking from now on.

[cappstv]

THE UNDERDOG IS SUPPOSE TO WIN
STUPID MINOTAUR

[jetex1911]

This looks like a cool topic, but it seems It already started...    Anyways, Anyone wonder what would happen if a person randomly snuck inside the arena during a match, and won? I got that from the create a superstar road to wrestlemania storyline from the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2010".