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[Howells]

Looks like Pisano is gonna be a NASTY fight for whoever's up against him. Remind me to get a shield if IB manages to get to the point

you're not going to get a chance.

Oohhh. Fight fight fight

[ArthurWilborn]

I'm going away for a bit.

If I win -

Next round - 255 points

Sell bronze dagger + 16
Steel dagger - 64
Steel mail shirt - 96
Steel leggings - 56 (yes, snakemen can wear these)
Oak shield - 45
Novice Armor - 2

Remaining - 3

For subsequent rounds, my priorities:

If opponent is not tiny:
If my opponent has full steel or better armor (gauntlets, mail and/or breastplate, and leggings), sell steel dagger and buy adamantium dagger
If unarmed, buy a dagger one material level higher then best armor (as high as can be managed)
Raise knife skill one level above their weapon skill
If they have an adamantium weapon or slade edged weapon, sell all armor except shield and leather cap
If they have an edged non-(adamantium or slade) weapon, sell leather armor and buy a steel breastplate
Replace iron high boot with a steel low boot, if facing a bronze or steel (edged or projectile) weapon
Replace bronze gauntlets with steel gauntlets, if facing a steel (edged or projectile) weapon
Buy a steel helm, if facing a non-(adamantium or slade) weapon
If necessary, rebuy equivalent material armor for empty slots in this order: gauntlets, breast plate, low boot, leggings, helm (leather if opponent is using a blunt weapon, oak if unarmed)
If doing so would use half or less of remaining points, buy another level of knife skill
Add one level of dodge per round, if enough points left over after above has been done
Spend remaining points in rota among these skills: shield, fighting, armor (if worn)

If opponent is tiny:
If they have an adamantium or edged slade weapon, sell all armor
Sell weapon
Sell shield
Buy two levels in dodge and bite
If doing so would spend half or less of remaining points, buy an additional level of dodge
Spend remaining points in rota among the following skills: wrestling, fighting, armor (if worn)

[Blade_Train3r]

Looks like Pisano is gonna be a NASTY fight for whoever's up against him. Remind me to get a shield if IB manages to get to the point

you're not going to get a chance.

Oohhh. Fight fight fight

I remain sublimely unconcerned

[Badfuzzy]

Match 18

Om Nom versus Gutstabber
Managed by ArthurWilborn and Gutstabber

Om Nom the slithering Serpent Man has changed his approach for this match: he now wields a dagger and is skilled with a knife. Gutstabber, on the other hand, was pleased with his previous victory and upgraded his current skill set.
The Minotaur once again uses his large bulk to his advantage by charging and knocking down Om Nom. He stabs the Serpent Man in the chest, ripping through the leather armor, with his Bronze Pike. Gutstabber's next shot is parried, but Om Nom's counterstrike is also blocked. Now Gutstabber targets Om Nom's left hand, he hits it and breaks the bone. The Pike gets stuck in the wound and Gutstabber twists it around. Finally, Om Nom manages to stand up, but only to be knocked over by the Minotaur again. Gutstabber hits Om Nom in the left hand again, this time opening up an artery. Somehow, Om Nom manages to parry Gutstabber's next two shots and manages to counterattack! He hits Gutstabber in the leg doing significant damage. Gutstabber, now enraged, decides to end the fight. In one fell swoop he hits the Snakeman in the head immediately ending its life. Gutstabber moos in triumph.

Gutstabber is victorious, and advances to the next round!

Combat Log:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Gutstabber charges at Om Nom!
Gutstabber stabs Om Nom in the upper body with his bronze pike, tearing the fat through the small toad leather armor!
The bronze pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gutstabber collides with Om Nom!
Om Nom is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Gutstabber strikes at Om Nom but the shot is parried!
Om Nom counterstrikes!
Om Nom strikes at Gutstabber but the shot is parried!
Gutstabber stabs Om Nom in the left hand with his bronze pike, fracturing the bone through the small bronze left gauntlet!
Many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The bronze pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Om Nom is no longer stunned.
Gutstabber twists the embedded bronze pike around in Om Nom's left hand!
The Om Nom stands up.
Gutstabber charges at Om Nom!
Om Nom looks surprised by the ferocity of Gutstabber's onslaught!
Gutstabber misses Om Nom!
Gutstabber collides with Om Nom!
Om Nom is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Gutstabber stabs Om Nom in the left hand with his bronze pike, shattering the bone through the small bronze left gauntlet!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a motor nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Gutstabber strikes at Om Nom but the shot is parried!
Om Nom counterstrikes!
Om Nom strikes at Gutstabber but the shot is parried!
The Om Nom stands up.
Gutstabber strikes at Om Nom but the shot is parried!
Om Nom counterstrikes!
Om Nom slashes Gutstabber in the right lower leg with his large bronze dagger, fracturing the bone!
A sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Gutstabber stabs Om Nom in the left upper arm with his bronze pike, fracturing the bone and fracturing the left shoulder's bone through the small toad leather armor!
Many nerves have been severed and a tendon has been torn!
A ligament in the left shoulder has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Gutstabber charges at Om Nom!
Gutstabber strikes at Om Nom but the shot is parried!
Gutstabber collides with Om Nom!
Om Nom is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Gutstabber stabs Om Nom in the third finger, left hand with his bronze pike and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Gutstabber stabs Om Nom in the head with his bronze pike, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing the brain through the small toad leather helm!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Om Nom has been knocked unconscious!
Om Nom has been struck down.

[breadbocks]

Could've guessed that. AW, you kinda screwed up with the upgrades. In effect, you started over. You should have put point into dodging and biter. Based on your last match, the venom is deadly. All it would take is two bites to stop the minotaur. Dodge first charge, couterbite. Wham.

[Badfuzzy]

Match 19 was pretty awesome. I don't have time to write the writeup at the moment though.

[breadbocks]

Post the log, and I'll do a guest announcer appearance.

[Howells]

I'm glad I won, but what a goofy fight. My guy attacked his left arm 4/6 times..

e: ugh, an archer next..

[Areku]

Whaaaa? How come you didn't even post the logs? Did I win? Did I die a shameful death? THE CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME!



However, from your post, I deduce that my opponent killed me despite his numerous wounds. Amirite?

[Badfuzzy]

Match 19

Karkat versus Urist Mcdeadude
Managed by Areku and Dwarf mc dwarf

Karkat wields duel Bronze Great Axes, and Urist Mcdeadude is decked out in a full suit of bronze armor.
The two meet in the center of the ring. Both of their initial assaults are parried or blocked by the other. Then Karkat decides to use his size to his advantage and knocks over the feeble human. Karkat manages to swing his axes four times before Urist can stand up, but only one of them lands for a hit: bruising Mcdeadude head. Urist stands up, and finally manages to hit his opponent. The blow only manages to bruise the Troll, who is no worse for wear. Karkat knocks the shelled Human back over, but his next three shots are deflected. Urist stands up again, only to be knocked down immediately! And Karkat, with a mighty swing, hits Mcdeadude in the right arm and completely severs it! Mcdeadude loses a gauntlet and his shield in addition to his arm. Karkat begins to charge and attack Urist mercilessly. Mceadude's armor prevents any of the attacks from being fatal, but its just a matter of time. Eventually Urist Mcdeadude is pushed all the way up against the back wall. He's ready for the torment and anguish to end and awaits death eagerly. Karkat also senses that the Human's end is near, and backs up to perform one final, killer, charge. He storms toward Urist. Urist, although near death, saw that he may have one opportunity to pull out a victory. At the last possible second, Mcdeadude stepped out of the way of the charging beast. So instead of receiving the deadly blow he heard a mighty crash! He turned and saw that the Troll had missed him and had ran straight into the wall, just as he had hoped! He just lay there unconscious and unmoving. Urist, seeing his opportunity, began to swing away with his mace at his fallen foe. He hit the Troll in the leg, breaking the bone and preventing it from walking if it awoke. When Karkat final did regain consciousness it was too late. Vital organs had been punctured and he could not even walk. Karkat managed a few last desperate swings of his axe, but they fell short. At last, Urist Mcdeadude gave the Troll a fatal wound to the head.



Urist Mcdeadude is victorious, and advances to the next round!

Combat Log:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Urist Mcdeadude strikes at Karkat but the shot is parried!
Karkat counterstrikes!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is blocked!
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Urist Mcdeadude counterstrikes!
Urist Mcdeadude strikes at Karkat but the shot is parried!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the head with his bronze great axe, bruising the skin through the small bronze helm!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left upper leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Urist Mcdeadude counterstrikes!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, bruising the bone through the small iron greaves!
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Urist Mcdeadude loses hold of the small bronze right gauntlet.
The Urist Mcdeadude loses hold of the bronze shield.
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right lower arm with his bronze great axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the head with his bronze great axe, bruising the skin through the small bronze helm!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze mail shirt!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Urist Mcdeadude counterstrikes!
Urist Mcdeadude misses Karkat!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Urist Mcdeadude counterstrikes!
Urist Mcdeadude strikes at Karkat but the shot is parried!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left upper arm with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the upper body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left cheek with his bronze great axe, tearing apart the skin!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Urist Mcdeadude counterstrikes!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the left lower leg with his bronze mace, bruising the bone through the small iron greaves!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes Urist Mcdeadude in the head with the pommel of his bronze great axe, bruising the skin through the small bronze helm!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right lower leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze high boot!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right upper leg with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the head with his bronze great axe, bruising the skin through the small bronze helm!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right eye with his bronze great axe, tearing it apart!
The bronze great axe has lodged firmly in the wound!
Karkat twists the embedded bronze great axe around in Urist Mcdeadude's right eye!
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left upper arm with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze mail shirt!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the left hand with his bronze great axe, bruising the fat through the small bronze left gauntlet!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Karkat collides with Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude is knocked over!
Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the lower body with his bronze great axe, but the attack is deflected by Urist Mcdeadude's small bronze chain leggings!
The Urist Mcdeadude is no longer stunned.
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
The Urist Mcdeadude stands up.
Karkat strikes at Urist Mcdeadude but the shot is parried!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, bruising the bone through the small iron greaves!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the left hand with his bronze mace, fracturing the bone!
The Karkat loses hold of the bronze great axe.
Karkat charges at Urist Mcdeadude!
Karkat attacks Urist Mcdeadude but He jumps away!
Karkat slams into an obstacle and falls over!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the head from the side with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the neck's muscle!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the left lower leg from the side with his bronze mace, chipping the bone through the small iron greaves!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the upper body from the side with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle, jamming the left floating rib through the liver and tearing the liver!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the left upper arm from the side with his bronze mace, chipping the bone through the small oaken mail shirt!
The Karkat is no longer stunned.
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the right lower leg from the side with his bronze mace, jamming the bone through the right knee's muscle and shattering the right knee's bone!
An artery in the right knee has been opened by the strike!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the thumb, right hand from the side with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
The Karkat stands up.
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the small oaken mail shirt!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle through the small oaken mail shirt!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the right horn with his bronze mace, but the attack glances away!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small iron greaves!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the right lower leg with his bronze mace, bruising the bone through the small iron greaves!
Karkat misses Urist Mcdeadude!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas through the small iron greaves!
The Karkat gives in to pain.
The Karkat falls over.
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, chipping the bone through the small iron greaves!
Urist Mcdeadude bashes Karkat in the head with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Karkat has been struck down.

[Topace3k]

Not everyone can take down a troll single-handedly, but Mcdeadude sure can!

[kilakan]

most epic come back... ever.

[Josephus]

Score one for the non-monstrous races, baby!

[Howells]

That's why I didn't make my guy an axe guy. It seems to be terrible against same-material or greater armor.

[Kolbur]

Woah, that was Badass!

Karkat hacks Urist Mcdeadude in the right eye with his bronze great axe, tearing it apart!
The bronze great axe has lodged firmly in the wound!
Karkat twists the embedded bronze great axe around in Urist Mcdeadude's right eye!

He did not only lose an arm he also got a great axe twisted in his eye! It's a wonder that he stayed conscious.