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[Areku]

Yeah, I'd also like to know how many points I have now, so I can devise my eeeviill straateegyy for the next round.

[ArthurWilborn]

Areku - 120 points
Breadbocks - 254 points

[breadbocks]

I'd like to be upped to expert in mace skill, which leaves me with 76 pts, and I'd like to be bumped up to adequate shield and dodging, 18 pts, which leaves me with 58 pts. I'd like to save those.

[Strange guy]

Looks like my fight next. I'm hoping my werewolf's size advantage and the ability of swords to devastate in one hit, compared to the sadists choice of whips, will be enough. Though with them having 4 arms and 2 weapons limb removal won't be quite as effective as it normally is.

[Goodfuzzy]

Remind me to sign up for the next tournament...

[breadbocks]

o.O 

Goodfuzzy? Could you be related to badfuzzy?

[Goodfuzzy]

o.O 

Goodfuzzy? Could you be related to badfuzzy?

Just really old friends.

[Badfuzzy]

Match 15

Strange Wolf versus Moxy
Managed by Strange guy and Jiharo

Strange Wolf,  the second werewolf to  fight in the tournament and who has as voluminous proportions as the first, wields a two-handed sword in one hand, and a large oak shield in the other. He fights against Moxy, the second Soldier Ant Woman we've seen enter the Arena, flays around 3 scourges and holds an oak shield as well. Strange Wolf, perhaps wishing to prove himself after his comrade's failure, charged the overgrown Formicidae and cut straight through its oak buckler ripping into the muscle beneath. The Werewolf collides with the Ant, knocking it over. Strange Wolf then has its way with Moxy, slicing off arms and legs at his leisure.

Strange Wolf is victorious, and advances to the next round!

Combat Log:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Strange Wolf charges at Moxy!
Strange Wolf stabs Moxy in the thorax with his bronze two-handed sword, tearing apart the muscle through the small oaken mail shirt!
The bronze two-handed sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
Strange Wolf collides with Moxy!
Moxy is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Moxy loses hold of the oaken scourge.
Strange Wolf slashes Moxy in the first left lower arm with his bronze two-handed sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Strange Wolf slashes Moxy in the left upper leg with his bronze two-handed sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Strange Wolf slashes Moxy in the right upper leg with his bronze two-handed sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Moxy has bled to death.

Match 16

Useless versus Gannon
Managed by Wyrms and GannonDorf

In the final match, two races fight that we haven't yet seen. Useless the Goblin, is weaponless other than his mighty fists, and Gannon the Dark Gnome, who wields a whip made out of the rarest material. Slade! Slade! The heaviest! The hardest! The Sharpest! In fact, its so heavy the tiny gnome can barely lift.
The battle begins, and Useless uses his superior strength and size to his advantage. He grabs and punches the not-so-nimble gnome, causing massive damage. One mighty blow to Gannon's back shatters the spine. In the spasm of pain that followed, Gannon lashes out with his whip and hits the Goblin in the guts. But it is not enough, Useless fights on and and beats Gannon to a pulp. Eventually Gannon suffocates as a result of massive internal damage, and Useless waves his bloody fists in the air in triumph.

Useless is victorious, and advances to the next round!

Combat Log:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Useless charges at Gannon!
Useless punches Gannon in the right lower leg with his right hand, bruising the bone through the small silver high boot!
Useless collides with Gannon!
Gannon is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Useless grabs Gannon by the thumb, right hand with his left hand!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left hand on Gannon's thumb, right hand.
Useless punches Gannon in the lower body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the lower spine's nervous tissue!
Gannon lashes Useless in the lower body with his slade whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small oaken breastplate!
Useless grabs Gannon by the left hand with his right hand!
Useless locks Gannon's left wrist with Useless's right hand!
Useless releases the joint lock of Useless's right hand on Gannon's left hand.
The Gannon gives in to pain.
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right hand on Gannon's left hand.
Useless grabs Gannon by the third finger, left hand with his right hand!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right hand on Gannon's third finger, left hand.
Useless grabs Gannon by the third toe, right foot with his right hand!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right hand on Gannon's third toe, right foot.
Useless punches Gannon in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
The Gannon loses hold of the slade whip.
Useless grabs Gannon by the fourth finger, left hand with his left lower arm!
The Gannon regains consciousness.
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left lower arm on Gannon's fourth finger, left hand.
Useless grabs Gannon by the nose with his right lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right lower arm on Gannon's nose.
Useless grabs Gannon by the second toe, left foot with his right lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right lower arm on Gannon's second toe, left foot.
Useless grabs Gannon by the left upper leg with his right lower arm!
The Gannon is no longer stunned.
Useless locks Gannon's left hip with Useless's right lower arm!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless releases the joint lock of Useless's right lower arm on Gannon's left upper leg.
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right lower arm on Gannon's left upper leg.
Useless grabs Gannon by the fourth toe, right foot with his left lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left lower arm on Gannon's fourth toe, right foot.
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless grabs Gannon by the first finger, right hand with his left upper arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's first finger, right hand.
Useless punches Gannon in the left lower leg with his left hand, shattering the bone through the small silver high boot!
Useless grabs Gannon by the third finger, left hand with his left upper arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's third finger, left hand.
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless grabs Gannon by the left lower leg with his left hand!
Useless locks Gannon's left knee with Useless's left hand!
Useless releases the joint lock of Useless's left hand on Gannon's left lower leg.
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left hand on Gannon's left lower leg.
Useless grabs Gannon by the left ear with his right upper arm!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right upper arm on Gannon's left ear.
Useless grabs Gannon by the third finger, right hand with his right upper arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right upper arm on Gannon's third finger, right hand.
Useless punches Gannon in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and shattering the left true rib!
Useless punches Gannon in the left lower leg with his right hand, shattering the bone through the small silver high boot!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless punches Gannon in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle!
Useless grabs Gannon by the small silver high boot with his left lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left lower arm on Gannon's small silver high boot.
Useless grabs Gannon by the lower front tooth with his left upper arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's lower front tooth.
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless punches Gannon in the right upper leg with his right hand, fracturing the bone!
Useless punches Gannon in the right upper arm with his left hand, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and shattering the right shoulder's bone!
An artery in the right shoulder has been opened by the strike!
Useless grabs Gannon by the nose with his left hand!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left hand on Gannon's nose.
Useless grabs Gannon by the fifth toe, left foot with his right lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right lower arm on Gannon's fifth toe, left foot.
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless grabs Gannon by the lower body with his left hand!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left hand on Gannon's lower body.
Useless grabs Gannon by the right lower arm with his left upper arm!
Useless punches Gannon in the left upper arm with his left hand, jamming the bone through the left shoulder's muscle and shattering the left shoulder's bone!
Useless locks Gannon's right elbow with Useless's left upper arm!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless releases the joint lock of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's right lower arm.
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's right lower arm.
Useless grabs Gannon by the first toe, right foot with his left upper arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's first toe, right foot.
Useless punches Gannon in the upper body with his right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless grabs Gannon by the left upper arm with his left hand!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left hand on Gannon's left upper arm.
Useless grabs Gannon by the fourth toe, left foot with his right upper arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right upper arm on Gannon's fourth toe, left foot.
Useless grabs Gannon by the right lower leg with his left lower arm!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless punches Gannon in the lower body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Useless locks Gannon's right knee with Useless's left lower arm!
Useless releases the joint lock of Useless's left lower arm on Gannon's right lower leg.
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left lower arm on Gannon's right lower leg.
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless grabs Gannon by the second finger, right hand with his right lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right lower arm on Gannon's second finger, right hand.
Useless grabs Gannon by the fourth toe, right foot with his left upper arm!
Useless punches Gannon in the right lower arm with his left hand, shattering the bone!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's fourth toe, right foot.
Useless grabs Gannon by the first finger, right hand with his left upper arm!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's first finger, right hand.
Useless grabs Gannon by the lower left back tooth with his left lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left lower arm on Gannon's lower left back tooth.
Useless grabs Gannon by the lower front tooth with his left upper arm!
Useless punches Gannon in the fourth finger, left hand with his left hand, tearing apart the skin!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless punches Gannon in the right foot with his right hand, shattering the bone through the small silver high boot!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left upper arm on Gannon's lower front tooth.
Useless grabs Gannon by the right hand with his left hand!
Useless locks Gannon's right wrist with Useless's left hand!
Useless releases the joint lock of Useless's left hand on Gannon's right hand.
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left hand on Gannon's right hand.
Useless grabs Gannon by the second toe, left foot with his right upper arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right upper arm on Gannon's second toe, left foot.
Useless punches Gannon in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and shattering the left true rib!
Useless grabs Gannon by the lower right back tooth with his left hand!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's left hand on Gannon's lower right back tooth.
Useless grabs Gannon by the upper left back tooth with his right lower arm!
Useless releases the grip of Useless's right lower arm on Gannon's upper left back tooth.
Useless punches Gannon in the right lower arm with his right hand, jamming the bone through the right elbow's muscle and shattering the right elbow's bone!
Useless grabs Gannon by the left lower leg with his right hand!
Useless punches Gannon in the right foot with his left hand, shattering the bone through the small silver high boot!
Gannon misses Useless!
Useless punches Gannon in the left lower leg with his left hand, shattering the bone through the small silver high boot!
Gannon has suffocated.

[GannonDorf]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I lost... to a goblin puncher!
All I needed was the initiative once... just one time... I could have gotten armor, could have gotten Armor user so I would have lived through a few rounds before going for a headshot...

...

In the end, all I was able to do was give my opponent a bellyache...

[Howells]

Didn't think you'd go out like that Gannon..

[breadbocks]

Strange Wolf then has its way with Moxy, slicing off arms and legs at his leisure.

Ahem. Both kinky and disturbing. I believe this goes in the "guro" porn section. Whaddaya mean "not that kind of way"? Oh. Crap. It's amazing how dirty things sound when taken out of context.

[Prepaid Lenin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I lost... to a goblin puncher!
All I needed was the initiative once... just one time... I could have gotten armor, could have gotten Armor user so I would have lived through a few rounds before going for a headshot...

...

In the end, all I was able to do was give my opponent a bellyache...

Shoulda gone with Adamantine dude. Slade really hurts your striking speed.

[Josephus]

Oh man. You got the crap beaten out of you by an unarmed goblin.

[breadbocks]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I lost... to a goblin puncher!
All I needed was the initiative once... just one time... I could have gotten armor, could have gotten Armor user so I would have lived through a few rounds before going for a headshot...

...

In the end, all I was able to do was give my opponent a bellyache...

Shoulda gone with Adamantine dude. Slade really hurts your striking speed.

Whips are bunt. Adamantine whips are like adamantine hammers.

[Areku]

That goblin is HARDCORE.

Anyways, I'd like to buy myself another bronze axe (60 pts) , a racoon leather cap (5 pts), iron greaves (36 pts), and an oak mail shirt (18 pts). That should leave me with a single point left.