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[Oglokoog]

Yes, but you've got to do the figuring out for me. If you tell me where you would've been, I'll put you there.
Don't cheat

[breadbocks]

Ninth.

[noodle0117]

possible ideas for mad science.

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How many z-levels can a goblin fall and still survive?
How many frames does it take to drown an elf?
Can a creature in a cage survive a 10 z-level fall?
How far can a goblin be washed away before falling down the edge of a pre-designed canyon?
How well does a squad of drowning goblins fare against a school of angry carp?
How long can an elf merchant keep its sanity in an enclosed room with nothing but wooden chairs, wooden tables, wooden cabinets and wooden doors?
Does an elf suffer lung problems if you continuously fill a room up with water but drain it before he dies?
If it is possible to chain a goblin (or any other animal really) to a restraint, would he be skewered if you placed him in between an archery target and a squad of not so legendary archers?
 

edit: failed hard because I forgot MAGMA!

[cappstv]

possible ideas for mad science.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How many z-levels can a goblin fall and still survive?
How many frames does it take to drown an elf?
Can a creature in a cage survive a 10 z-level fall?
How far can a goblin be washed away before falling down the edge of a pre-designed canyon?
How well does a squad of drowning goblins fare against a school of angry carp?
How long can an elf merchant keep its sanity in an enclosed room with nothing but wooden chairs, wooden tables, wooden cabinets and wooden doors?
Does an elf suffer lung problems if you continuously fill a room up with water but drain it before he dies?
If it is possible to chain a goblin (or any other animal really) to a restraint, would he be skewered if you placed him in between an archery target and a squad of not so legendary archers?
 

My fellow intellects, I present to you, a person who went to community college.

[Gutanoth]

You all seem to be forgetting that the key to all SCIENCE! in dwarf fortress requires magma. so clearly we need a volcano, since that would allow for the MAD SCIENCE ^tm
I do propose that when we do start this, that friendly relations are kept with the elves, since constantly being bothered by wars and such will get in the way.
In completely unrelated news, traders who cannot get out go beserk, and can be captured for^*ahem* Fun.

well. In any case, can I be signed up for this one? If we're choosing our characters, can I be a paranoid engineer dwarf if you can find one?

[breadbocks]

In the RAWs, remove any Ethics tags.

[Kamudo]

It's sad to say I'm not a scientist. But I'll watch this topic with great interest.

Can't wait to read about crap. The only thing I would accomplish is building a needlessly complex tower with drawbridges, and such.. o.o Or at least try, since I've never done it.

[noodle0117]

I'm just gonna make a gigantic plumbing system that functions both as a water source and a versatile instadrown defense.

[noodle0117]

bump for science!

[Oglokoog]

You don't need to bump this thread, I haven't forgotten about it. Essentially, it has been put to ice, but certainly not forgotten. When I have enough time to play, I certainly will.