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martinuzz

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She prefers to consume she
« on: August 02, 2010, 03:26:20 pm »


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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 03:29:28 pm »
Self cannibalism?
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 03:31:23 pm »
I think your dwarf likes eating dwarfs. I imagine the grammar problem came up because the simple grammar system wasn't prepared for this situation.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 03:32:30 pm »
She prefers to eat herself? Probably too inappropriate.But hot nonetheless.
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 03:33:10 pm »
Quote from: Akura on August 02, 2010, 03:32:30 pm
She prefers to eat herself? Probably too inappropriate.But hot nonetheless.
I was about to go there.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 06:22:08 pm »
Sounds like he's playing with a sexual mod of some kind.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2010, 06:35:48 pm »
Whatever you do, keep her away from the kitchens and make sure she never enters a fell mood.

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Catten Scholarcrafts has claimed a kitchen!
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Urist Mcdesecrator: "Well it is sad she died making this, but on the bright side, it tastes delicious."
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Quote from: Astramancer on August 03, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2010, 06:46:31 pm »
Quote from: Thadius on August 02, 2010, 06:35:48 pm
Whatever you do, keep her away from the kitchens and make sure she never enters a fell mood.

Catten Scholarcrafts: "AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!"
Urist Mcterrified: "Oh Armok, this won't end well."
Catten Scholarcrafts has claimed a kitchen!
Catten Scholarcrafts has begun a mysterious construction!
Catten Scholarcrafts has been struck down.
Catten Scholarcrafts has crafted Zirilarock, a dwarf roast!
Urist Mcdesecrator: "Well it is sad she died making this, but on the bright side, it tastes delicious."
Urist has had to endure the decay of a friend recently. Urist has enjoyed a lavish meal recently.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 07:44:33 pm »
I found her brother, I think.

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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 07:50:56 pm »
He enjoys himself with toast, I guess.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2010, 07:53:26 pm »
No, with some hide root and valley herbs.  He particularly enjoys liver.
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Quote from: Astramancer on August 03, 2010, 09:27:19 pm
If you accidentally lock the elves in the depot and wait until they're insane to capture them in cages and then lock the next group of elves in the depot and unleash the insane elves from their cages, that's still somehow your fault.

martinuzz

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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2010, 02:21:55 am »
Quote from: Lord Darkstar on August 02, 2010, 06:22:08 pm
Sounds like he's playing with a sexual mod of some kind.

Nope, no modding. Pure vanilla.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 02:45:23 am »
Beautiful. That's all I can say, brah.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2010, 03:59:48 am »
I guess homosexuality is still in the process of implementation.
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Re: She prefers to consume she
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2010, 04:04:20 am »
Now THAT is something I have to see happen
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