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[OmnipotentGrue]

What if monkeys created civilizations on the moon?

[Whiskey mcgin]

Hmh, what a strange game cafe. The most I've been in were full of teenagers playing Counter strike/Modern warfare 2/Dota/LoL. .

[Sergius]

Those thieves are lucky the kid wasn't holding his stylus when they took the DS, actually. Pen in the eye.

Two guys at ComicCon got in a nerd fight, and one of them got a pen in the eye when the other swung his swag-bag at him.

Swag will be the death of us all.

Too bad the pen is mightier than the sword, and not mightier than the swag.

The penis mightier? Will it mighty my penis?

You know what would have been sadawesome? If he had managed to beat all 3 guys in a seamlessly flurry of moves, and at the end screamed "20 hit combo!!!"

The biggest shock in this story is that people in Hawaii actually go to work wearing Hawaiian shirts.

I think they just call them "shirts".

[DJ]

Aww man, I wanted to burgle places while wearing full plate armour. Noisy armour is just a false trope.

[CJ1145]

First I've heard of this and it's bloody awesome. Geeks are not the kind of folk you want to mess with, our lives are boring enough that we're willing to risk life and limb for rather trivial things.

[Jopax]

That was awesome, and what that guy said is very true, we are a part of a culture that wishes we could all be superheroes and have big guns and kick ass and whatnot, and clearly most of us are missing parts of our brain that says don't do stupid shit.Also i think they should get a baseball bat atleast.And he should have tottaly clobbered them with the monitor they knocked down, that would have been awesome

[Onlyhestands]

What if you didn't have any genitals, couldn't you just go naked as a dude (because showing your nipples is okay)?

What if monkeys created civilizations on the moon?

Sig'd

[ToonyMan]

What if you didn't have any genitals, couldn't you just go naked as a dude (because showing your nipples is okay)?

What if monkeys created civilizations on the moon?

Sig'd

Thanks broo.

[Zangi]

That was awesome, and what that guy said is very true, we are a part of a culture that wishes we could all be superheroes and have big guns and kick ass and whatnot, and clearly most of us are missing parts of our brain that says don't do stupid shit.Also i think they should get a baseball bat atleast.And he should have tottaly clobbered them with the monitor they knocked down, that would have been awesome

Is that in reference to just nerds... or humanity?

[Sergius]

Watching this again made me notice, people don't often realize that punches to the head aren't the most effective, as say, a punch to the gut. Heads are hard, people!

[ToonyMan]

Watching this again made me notice, people don't often realize that punches to the head aren't the most effective, as say, a punch to the gut. Heads are hard, people!

Boxers have to wear boxing gloves so they don't break their hands punching people in the head.  Doesn't make getting hit in the head any softer either, maybe a smitch.

[Jackrabbit]

Well there's no skull in the way, so you're more likely to not break your hand.

[Zangi]

Knocking the air out of people can be more effective when it comes to subduing em...

[Sergius]

I can't imagine how robbers supposedly care about doing what's "less illegal". The reason they didn't go in there with weapons is because they didn't have any. If one of them had access to a gun, is there anyone who doesn't believe he would have brought it?

Well, the objective of criminals (specially casual ones, as in not "professional" burglars) probably isn't to get subdued and charged with the lowest amount of criminal charges. I think we can mostly agree that these kind of people don't plan to get caught at all.

[Josephus]

I can't imagine how robbers supposedly care about doing what's "less illegal". The reason they didn't go in there with weapons is because they didn't have any. If one of them had access to a gun, is there anyone who doesn't believe he would have brought it?

Depends on how bright they are. Clearly, they would have, because they are not very intelligent.