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ledgekindred

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Best mayor ever
« on: August 01, 2010, 05:03:23 pm »

She wants me to make leather armor.  Usually only 1 or 2 at a time.  She also likes it when someone makes floodgates and animal traps.  Armok forbid we should ever export a floodgate or animal trap.

She also luuuuurves aluminum, so I made a couple aluminimunim weapon racks and a table and chair and chucked em in her room and she's ecstatic about it.

She shall be my baron, should I ever get one.  Easiest mandates ever.
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I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Hokan

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Re: Best mayor ever
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2010, 05:41:34 pm »

I never thought i'd do this but....
Yo mayor is so fat, she uses floodgates for doors!
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Valuing life seems too close to an aesthetic rule for me, I think.
Only in Dwarf Fortress is the value of life placed as "aesthetic."

eataTREE

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Re: Best mayor ever
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2010, 07:23:42 pm »

I never thought i'd do this but....
Yo mayor is so fat, she uses floodgates for doors!

Yo momma is so fat, she has to press "D" to see if she can get in the house...
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caranha

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Re: Best mayor ever
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2010, 08:18:25 pm »

I never thought i'd do this but....
Yo mayor is so fat, she uses floodgates for doors!

Yo momma is so fat, she has to press "D" to see if she can get in the house...

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seriously
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