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[Heron TSG]

If I remember correctly, Eafoth dreamed that the 'good' and 'evil' gods united to fight some greater evil. Don't remember if it was said that Eafoth was a specific person.

[Lucus Casius]

I dunno.

The best we have to go on, other than the dreams, really, is either Naren's talk on past lives (which was either complete BS or ABSOLUTELY TRUE, depending on how Shonus rolls it.  I assume BS, though it would allow me to explain several things if it were true.) or Aryana's pointing out of similarities in appearance, which could just be genetics.

[Heron TSG]

Well, where should we go next? I believe we were in that temple-ish area in the dwarven fortress, and Naren just got womanized.

[Lucus Casius]

THAT NEVER HAPPENED LALALALALALA

But seriously, I vote that we sell this fortress, make a killing, and go retire.

...

Actually seriously, we should collect our land from the merchant, and then prepare to be contacted by Zero's agent.

I forgot what the places were all called.  Someone please remind me or link me to the map.

[RAM]

We probably shouldn't invest locally, property and currency values are likely to fall if the political situation goes poorly...

[Lord Shonus]

Silly RAM and his impeccable logic.

[Lucus Casius]

True.

Sell the land, visit a money changer, threaten to kick his teeth in (again), collect profit in normal gold coins, infiltrate border fortress, go back to the free kingdoms (or whatever they were).

And then... head to the next country, find magical dwarf fortress, and thus, find more plot.

[Heron TSG]

Indeed. I see no reason to get tied to the land.

[Shoruke]

Especially considering that we're officially known to be armed and dangerous foreign mercenaries.

[Lucus Casius]

They don't know who I am!

"Wait, where did the bard guy go?  And who is this sexy elf lady?"

"I AM THE BARD GUY!" *stab*

"Ohgodno!" *dies*

[Heron TSG]

Spoiler: This =! sexy (click to show/hide)

Nobody knows who I am, I don't think anyone's actually seen my character yet. Of course, this is moot because they'd instantly recognize the one person in the world wearing a lime green cape and a traffic-cone-orange burqa with no eye holes.

[Lucus Casius]

Meh, 21 charisma.  I can at least talk people into thinking Naren is sexy.  Though I don't think I will unless I'm really, really bored.  Or if I think it'll be funny.

And yes, you stick out like a sore thumb.  If that thumb were also magnified to 600x normal size.

[Heron TSG]

Maybe we all need to dress like me, so that we all blend in. Logic is fun!

[Shoruke]

No, obviously we should all go naked. Don't you read Order of the Stick? It worked quite well for Elan, nobody got more than a glimpse of him! Except Eafoth or whatever we're calling him now, he can wear a headband or something to avoid blinding the rest of us.

[Heron TSG]

Except Eafoth or whatever we're calling him now

Him? Since when have I ever used a non-neutral pronoun that wasn't counterbalanced by its opposite? My identity is so secret that not even you know it.

I figure that if we can get hundreds of people to dress all flashy, we can call it a holiday and then be dangerous mercenaries while the whole kingdom celebrates 'dress like a blind conic safety device' day. There will be so many people dressed like that that we could be mistaken as revelers. Use a forest to hide a tree, amirite?