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Medicine Man

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Praise the useless migrants!*spoilers*
« on: August 01, 2010, 02:27:16 am »
My fortress got its first wave of migrants recently I had embarked on a site with a volcano on it so I decided to drop them from the retracting bridge into the magma and BAM "Praise the miners!" "Praise the miners!" "Praise the miners!" "Praise the miners!" they had seen 4 adamantine veins before they bled out,at least they died happy.Have you had a useless migrant do something useful like this?(Edit)I just found 2 Adamantine veins not 4 and I found about 5 gold veins and a SHITLOAD of gems.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2010, 02:34:03 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Praise the useless migrants!*spoilers*
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2010, 02:29:27 am »
I embarked on a volcano, and my wagon was *right on the edge* of it.

First thing I saw was a cave in message, followed by ~4 pages of "you have struck (stone type)" and the adamantine message. Finally, Urist McJewelcrafter has bled to death.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Praise the useless migrants!*spoilers*
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2010, 02:52:59 am »
I did that when I made the genius decision to try building floors with a bridge as support.  The builder didn't die, but the falling stone did reveal the magma sea down to the bottom.
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Do you always look at it in ASCII?

You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.

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Re: Praise the useless migrants!*spoilers*
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 04:02:31 am »
I think my favorite was where a random, unskilled peasent freaks out and [censors] a whole seige army with his bear hands. of course, he died shortly afterwards, but I'm sure the goblins pissed themselves when a 2010 dwarf starts breaking spines and skulls like they are cardboard with his bare hands. No modding. I figure Cacame possessed him or something.

Of course, afterwards there were millions of

The cheese of looks
Urist Mcbadass, the Sues of doctors, and a goblin. The goblin is making a plaintitive gesture, Urist is making a menacing gesture
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Re: Praise the useless migrants!*spoilers*
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 07:05:56 am »
My favorite batch of migrants was the ones I atom smashed. They were the least unruly of them all.
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Re: Praise the useless migrants!*spoilers*
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 04:05:07 pm »
Quote from: Firehound on August 02, 2010, 04:02:31 am
I think my favorite was where a random, unskilled peasent freaks out and [censors] a whole seige army with his bear hands.

A short, sturdy creature fond of drinking and industry.
BEWARE HIS BEAR HANDS
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Quote from: Clamatius on July 22, 2011, 07:37:43 pm
Valuing life seems too close to an aesthetic rule for me, I think.
Only in Dwarf Fortress is the value of life placed as "aesthetic."

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Re: Praise the useless migrants!*spoilers*
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2010, 04:09:51 pm »
Quote from: Hokan on August 02, 2010, 04:05:07 pm
Quote from: Firehound on August 02, 2010, 04:02:31 am
I think my favorite was where a random, unskilled peasent freaks out and [censors] a whole seige army with his bear hands.

A short, sturdy creature fond of drinking and industry.
BEWARE HIS BEAR HANDS
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« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 07:10:53 am by Encased in burning magma »
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