I summon every last bit of strength I have to preform an attack to destroy the guards!
Result: 3Despite the giant hole in your leg, you manage to drag yourself towards the 3 guards who were shooting at you. You reach the first guard before he can fire at you again.
( You ) 1 vs. 2 ( Guard )You try to swipe his legs away from under him, but he turns out to be far heavier than you expected, and you just bump your arm against his leg. The two other guards fire again.
( Guards ) 2 vs. 2 ( You )You try to stand up, but you can't. It doesn't matter anyways; apparently their aim hasn't improved. The other guard has taken a step back, though, and is now firing at you as well.
( Guard ) 1 vs 5 ( You )This time, though, you're prepared. You push yourself up, and then drop yourself again as his laser just barely flies over you. It misses you, but reflects of a lamppost and hits one of the other 2 guards in his chest. The other guard decides that you are not an immediate threat, and runs over to his robot friend to start repairing him. This gives you opportunity to attack again, and you do so.
( You ) 2 vs 2 ( Guard )You jump at him, and manage to knock him back a bit, but he's still standing. On the bright side, the laser he was shooting at you flies over your head, again.
You're lying on the floor, and the Guard closest to you is about to fire again. The other two are still busy though, for now at least.
I really was prepared to let this fight go on until it was over, one way or another, but everybody was getting bad rolls and it was getting a bit too long. Still, it'll be over next round, probably.Since shark wrestling is an excellent test of manliness, I look for sharks to wrestle.
Result: 3You don't find a shark. Instead, you find a dolphin. You start wrestling it.
( You ) 6 vs 2 ( Dolphin )You rip it's head off. Take that, animal rights! Not only do you feel stronger now, the blood of the dolphin has attracted a shark! You start wrestling the shark as well.
( You ) 5 vs 6 ( Shark )
-3 healthAfter a long and drawn out underwater fight, you and the shark are both wounded, but the shark is having the upper hand.
You feel more experienced at fighting now, though
Lvl 1 Underwater WrestlerI'm not sure I've mentioned this yet, but only succesful actions give you experience.befriend the GSE
Result: 3You try to befriend the GSE just as it's about to hit you. You only manage to confuse it for a second, but that second is all you need to grab it's ribcage and hang on to it. You are still falling ( apparently the feathers are kind of necessary in order to fly effectively ), but slower now, and you could probably land pretty safely once you get closer to the ground. The GSE is angry again, though, and starts scratching at you with its talons.
( GSE ) 3 vs 2 ( You )It scratches your face, but you manage to hold on.
-1 healthYou estimate that if you can hold on for...about 1 more turn, you should be at a safe enough height to drop down without getting hurt.
Pull an Odin, and sacrifice an eyeball for wisdom!
Result: 4You gouge out one of your eyes.
-3 healthYou close your...eye as all the secrets of the universe are revealed to you.
Sacrificing an eyeball to make you smarter is dumb, don't do it.This is the only wisdom you think you've gained. Thankfully, you also learned some new tricks about using magic and runecrafting
Lvl 1 Magic User
Lvl 1 RunecrafterSearch for a way to summon the four riders of the apocalypse.
You would search for a way to summon the four riders of the apocalypse, but you still can't get up. This doesn't stop you from hurting yourself trying to, though.
-1 healthUltimately, you lie back down and try to think of a way to do it that doesn't involve moving, but you can't come up with anything.
(As Ochita)
Destroy Lordinquisitor by firing my eye lasers into the mirror, reflecting them back into his body
Result: 1You almost manage to fire a laser from your eye again, but this time, instead of firing out of it like it shoot, it just bounces around inside your skull and ultimately blows up your eye.
-3 health Stopped here for now, will resume working on the turn shortly.Diablous:
Lordinquisitor:
Number: 13
Emo ( can cut self once every 3 turns for 1 damage )
5/10 health
Frelock:
Number: 1
Lvl. 1 Magic User
Lvl. 1 Runecrafter
6/10 health
Inventory:
Shiny new chainmail, weakly enchanted with shattering rune, with ugly drawing
dwarfguy2:
Number: 3
Weak ( starts with 8 hp )
Wing ( One wing, can’t really fly )
2/8 health
Nirur Torir:
Number: 18
Merman ( can breathe under water and swim infinitely )
Merman 2 ( no longer has any legs, but has gills and a tail )
Fast Learner ( 2 actions gain a level )
Lvl. 1 Underwater Wrestler
7/10 health
Ochita:
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Deity of Impatience
Shark rain! umm, in the west?
Result: 3New spell learned: Fish StormIt's...not exactly a shark rain. Instead, hundreds of small fish fall from the sky. If one landed on your head, it might hurt a little, but other than that it's not a very dangerous spell. Although, if they land in water, they might attract sharks...or killer whales...or sea serpents.
Meteor on the city
Result: 3A meteor can be seen from the city. Well, actually, it can't really be seen. Maybe it would've worked better if you had done it at night.
1/3 elementalMeteor + Insanity = ?!?!?!?!?
Result: 5Wait, I figured it out: Meteor + Insanity = Meatier Swarm! were giant steaks, sausages the size of an oscarmobile, and other protein-rich consumables fall from the sky and squish people.
I vote we do that.
...Sure, that's more insane than anything I can come up with.
New spell learned: Meatier SwarmMeat falls from the sky. Some of it baked, some of it raw, and some of it might even still be alive! Well, before it hits the ground, anyways.
WeatherElemental SpellsMeteor
Minor Flood
Small Earthquake
Strong Winds
Illusions
Insanity
Anger
Possession
Undead vermin
Blobs
Eagle
Shark
Gravity ( lower, higher, remove, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Time ( slower, faster, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Size ( greater, smaller, alternate, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Life ( increase, decrease, randomize, nothing, nothing, nothing )
Fish rain ( monster + weapon )
Meatier swarm ( elemental + mental )
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