I thought that e and π would make a good match. There's a whole wiki page for math constants, so you might have to think up quite a lot of unique effects. 
We're not even done with 1-20 yet!
Oh, and turn 2:
climb up to the top of a building and fly off!
Result: 2
You look around for a tall building for a while, before remembering there's one conveniently placed right behind you. Luckily, there's stairs in this building leading all the way up to the top ( can you imagine how dangerous it would've been to climb all the way up from the outside?
), and after a few minutes of walking up stairs you finally reach the top level.
You're not on the roof yet, but there's a ladder here that leads up. Only problem is, it's on a platform on the other side of a gap, a gap bigger than anything you've ever jumped before. And if you miss your jump, you'll fall all the way down to the bottom floor...
Drink myself to get myself soo drunk.
Result: 4
You drink yourself. You taste gooooooooood. You don't feel drunk at all, though.
I see how far I can swim.
Result: 6
How far? You feel like you could swim to the edges of the world and further, if you wanted to. In fact, just to prove this to yourself, you swim all the way to the seafloor.
And get back up to the surface completely fine. And it only took you about a second! Of course, it probably helped that you were still only up to your waist in the water, but still...
Status Effect gained: Merman ( can breathe under water and swim infinitely )I go to the streets and play a game of chicken with the cars!
Result: 4
You don't see any cars around, so you once again ask a partygoer.
"Cars?" he replies. "We got rid of those things a long time ago. Everybody travels by foot here. It's much safer that way!
Although there are still a few left in the museum. It's that large building over there."
You walk into the museum ( apparently you don't have to pay any entry fee, how nice ) and immediately head for the car collection they have there. You pick a nice, large car. Unfortunately nobody wants to drive it for you, so you just drop a heavy rock on the gas pedal and try to run in front of it for your game of chicken.
Result: 1
Then you remember, without a driver, there's no chance of winning the game. How silly of you! You laugh at your own stupidity as the car drives past unhindered...and through the wall. The building is trembling and seems on the verge of collapse.
I remove my clothing and try to murder as many persons as possible. I eat chunks of their corpses and will show no mercy.
Result: 1
You start by taking off your clothes, but people start vomiting and running away in terror. A police agent walks up towards you and chains your hands behind your back. "Nobody wants to see
you doing that," he tells you. What a rude guy! He is guiding you towards the building that looks like a police station.
Steal something big from one of the shops.
Result: 4
You walk into one of the shops, looking for something big to steal. There doesn't appear to be a shopkeeper in this store ( he's probably outside partying with everyone else ), which should make stealing a lot easier! Unfortunately, he doesn't have a lot of big things either. You consider leaving and trying another shop, that might sell bigger things, but instead you just steal the biggest thing you can find in this shop.
You walk out of the shop
wearing a shiny new chainmail.Diablous:
Lordinquisitor:
Number: 13
Emo ( can cut self once every 3 turns for 1 damage )
10/10 health
Frelock:
Number: 1
9/10 health
Inventory:
Shiny new chainmail
dwarfguy2:
Number: 3
Weak ( starts with 8 hp )
8/8 health
Nirur Torir:
Number: 18
Merman ( can breathe under water and swim infinitely )
10/10 health
Ochita:
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