I have reached the limits of what anal probing my current fortress can teach me, as it was built as a prototype and experiment. It is fitting that the pursuit of Science! for which it was created be the cause of its undoing.
As we speak, I gather the 10 most valuable and most deadly dwarves of Neogorge, training them into an elite fighting squad with the sole purpose of overthrowing the Basements of Flooding in Neogorge, and ultimately, form a new government independent of the Arch of Wires and its oppressive king. My friends, I give you Neogorge's Ten:
Thob Roughnessintense, Militia Commander. She is the sole trained fighter of Neogorge, as well as the leader of a swarm of wardogs, and Legendary Woodcutter.
Kivish Tombrhymed, Legendary Miner. Neogorge is his sole child, wrought from his solitary 2 year efforts. Her only friend is her pet wardog and her goddess, Uker, patron of the seasons Kivish has never experienced.
Mebzuth Murderlabor, Expedition Leader. His vision brought the dwarves to this land, and his vision will see them free of the corrupt Monarchy.
Etur Hushedpaddle, Glassmaker. She has been instrumental in creating the wealth of Neogorge, and bears testament to the effectiveness of the 200+ sand bag embark strategy. She also has the most friends of any dwarf in this list, and as such is most likely to go insane after the coup.
Sazir Stableguild, Legendary Bonecarver. Her artifact bone greaves will be put to bloody use in the coming days, and her supply of bone helms, greaves, and armor are the only protection the Fortress has.
Urvad Finderwhip, Chief Medical Dwarf. Her skills will be absolutely necessary to see the revolutionaries safe and hale through to the next Dwarven Caravan.
Asmul Braidlenses, Jeweler. He is one of the Founding Fathers of Neogorge, and is close friends with the Medic, the Expedition Leader, and the Glassmaker.
Alath Paintedbraid, Metalsmith. She has not had the opportunity to utilize her weapon and armor smithing skills, but the recent tapping of the magma sea promises to greatly enhance her utility to the fortress.
onul Lancechances, Fisherdwarf. She has kept the fortress fed with her talents, but in the coming days she shall be a fisher of lives in a river of blood.
erith Townday, Soap Maker. Despite having a terrible name and a terrible job, he is notably the greatest security the revolution has, for his real job is Mechanic. The nearly completed flooding traps, hatchways, and bridges that segment the fortress will be finished and expanded on at his direction.
These ten dwarves form the Salves of Labor, the squad that will topple an empire. With one short season remaining, they must hone their skills for the coming test.