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daftfad

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Hardcore goblin thief
« on: July 29, 2010, 10:34:55 am »
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Twobeard

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Re: Hardcore goblin thief
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 10:52:16 am »
Thats hilarious. Of course your first mistake was arming that poor bastard with a wooden weapon.
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A leg of ham, a jug of beer and thou besides me, whistling in the darkness.

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Re: Hardcore goblin thief
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 11:00:36 am »
Quote from: Twobeard on July 29, 2010, 10:52:16 am
Thats hilarious. Of course your first mistake was arming that poor bastard with a wooden weapon.
Oh poo poo, my military's long traditional suicide squads charge against titans completely naked.

Sure they don't kill anything, but I they buy plenty of time for you to gear up a marksdwarf who eventually comes around to kill the beast (that just literally ripped apart 30 meatshield dwarves) in two shots. With wooden bolts.
 
But on topic; You should try to recruit her.
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Quote from: darkrider2 on July 30, 2010, 08:01:14 am
Well if you remove the [MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE] tag from dwarves I think they have like 2-4 children each time they give birth. And if you get enough mothers up on the pillars you can probably get a good waterfall going.
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on February 25, 2011, 02:37:53 pm
Ashes are technically fire-safe.

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Re: Hardcore goblin thief
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 11:09:23 am »
Just thought I'd mention how I too enjoy sending naked wrestlers to try to kill anything that comes to me fort. They all know that when they die, their bodies will be laid to rest in lavish tombs, engraved with the stories of their heroism. Those who (miraculously) survive instantly become living legends of the fortress.
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