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Author Topic: Madworld II: Crash landing on Pieton  (Read 10359 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2010, 03:49:21 pm »
>Impale SATAN with our SHARK TONGUE.
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2010, 03:53:07 pm »
Ruin pants laughing.
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2010, 04:11:18 pm »
SHANK HIM WITH SHANK ARM-STUMPS
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2010, 04:19:35 pm »
 First, you crap your pants. An abominable stench arises from your trousers.

 Next, you laugh. You laugh like you never had before. In fact, you laugh so hard, your tongue becomes hard as steel and sharp as a knife. Then, you decide to worship him. By ramming your new SHANK TONGUE into his skull. He doges, and you only succeed in removing his arm. Black ichor leaks from the stump, and SATAN cries TEARS OF ABOMINABLE EVIL.

What now?
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2010, 04:20:01 pm »
Lick tears
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2010, 04:21:10 pm »
You lick the tears. They taste like pineapples. Mmm.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2010, 04:24:25 pm »
Bottle tears, sell to a perfume company and then hire a team of wise cracking mercenaries to fix all my problems.
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2010, 04:24:34 pm »
CONNECT ONE OF OUR STUMPS WITH HIS
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2010, 04:45:32 pm »
Eat the devil's arm. See what Sataaaaannn actually tastes like.
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2010, 05:33:20 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on July 28, 2010, 04:24:34 pm
CONNECT ONE OF OUR STUMPS WITH HIS
MAKE SURE OUR HEADS POINT THE SAME WAY SE WE ARE BI-HEADED AND INVINCIBLE!
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2010, 06:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on July 28, 2010, 05:33:20 pm
Quote from: Tarran on July 28, 2010, 04:24:34 pm
CONNECT ONE OF OUR STUMPS WITH HIS
MAKE SURE OUR HEADS POINT THE SAME WAY SE WE ARE BI-HEADED AND INVINCIBLE!
But you have no sewing thread!

You take a bite out of the arm. the arm takes a bite out of you. you are bleeding. It hurts.


You bottle a few of the tears so you can sell them later.

Satan is better. He slaps you with his one arm.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2010, 06:16:20 pm »
HUG SATAN
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2010, 06:22:33 pm »
And then bite his neck and become vampire-satan-madman!
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2010, 06:29:57 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on July 28, 2010, 06:22:33 pm
And then bite his neck and become vampire-satan-madman!
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2010, 06:39:18 pm »
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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