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Author Topic: Madworld II: Crash landing on Pieton  (Read 10327 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2010, 07:03:37 pm »
You hug Satan. He hugs you back, except it's with one hand and its around your neck and you can't breath and this all seems very familiar and-

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Dr. █████: I know... I know...
Dr. ████████: What do you know?
Dr. █████: Everything.


You remember everything. You child hood. Your adventures. The room you built yourself. You remember you had a real name, not the fake one that THE KEEPERS let you use. The one kept in your BOOK. The one you used when the universe was black. The one you used when...

When you were god.

You remember what it was like, back before man. You remeber what you made. With these hands you made valleys. You made oceans. You made WAR.

You made humanity. You animals, plants and MORE.

YOU. ARE. ALL. EVERYTHING!

With a flick of your wrist you send Satan flying. You translate yourself...

Where?
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2010, 07:05:45 pm »
Rome, right in front of the Pope.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2010, 07:35:26 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on July 28, 2010, 07:05:45 pm
Rome, right in front of the Pope.
This. Then proceed to mock him.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2010, 07:54:29 pm »
You translate yourself to the PAPAL PALACE. You appear right in front of the pope. You would mock him, but he's asleep.

Also, it appears he's wearing pokemon slippers. You translate them into his toilet.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2010, 07:56:40 pm »
Enter the pope's dreams.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2010, 07:57:32 pm »
Call ghostbusters, we have the holy ghost on our hands
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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2010, 07:58:17 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on July 28, 2010, 07:57:32 pm
Call ghostbusters, we have the holy ghost on our hands
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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2010, 08:02:00 pm »
With a flick of your wrist, you summon the ghostbusters, and they bust down the door to the popes room. He sits bolt upright, destroying your chances to enter his dreams. Damn. The sheets from his bed get a mind of their own and rush out of the room. The ghostbusters follow. The sounds of "WoooOOoooOooOoOOO"ing dissappear down the hall. The Pope is breathing heavily.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2010, 08:05:28 pm »
Shake the pope's hand, introduce yourself, then stick out your tongue at him and run out of the room.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2010, 08:14:07 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on July 28, 2010, 08:05:28 pm
Shake the pope's hand, introduce yourself, then blow a raspberry at him and run out of the room.
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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2010, 08:18:06 pm »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on July 28, 2010, 08:14:07 pm
Quote from: dragnar on July 28, 2010, 08:05:28 pm
Shake the pope's hand, introduce yourself, then blow a raspberry at him and run out of the room.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2010, 09:11:21 pm »
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We're Bay12er's. If there is a bug, we will find it, exploit it, and make a recursive statue out of it. Just look up Planepacked.
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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2010, 09:15:24 pm »
Wait! We must steal his giant hat!

FOR GREAT MADNESS
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YOU DOUBLE PENIS
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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2010, 09:25:39 pm »
You shake the Popes hand, blow a raspberry, nab his hat, and run down the hallway. You blow through a few security guards before you remember you can teleport. You do so, but forget to direct the portation.

cue transfer to immortal plane of madness.

You arrive in a world at random. Particularly, you arrive in Freddy Krugers room. He appears to be doing some summoning and necromancy.


What do you do?
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: GOOodd
« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2010, 09:28:15 pm »
Wear the pope hat and begin to dance like a washed-out 70's star.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."
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