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Author Topic: Madworld II: Crash landing on Pieton  (Read 10325 times)

Ochita

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2010, 10:07:31 pm »
Eat air
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2010, 10:07:55 pm »
Become the fire.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2010, 10:09:13 pm »
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2010, 10:11:28 pm »
Become the human torch/firebender/the fire.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2010, 10:14:33 pm »
You succeed in becoming the fire... Sort of. You certainly succeed in catching on fire. You run around screaming for a bit before you roll the fire off.

Next you attempt to eat the air. You succeed, taking a deep breath and chewing thoughtfully.

Tastes like... Barbeque?
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2010, 10:15:03 pm »
Stop drop and fly!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2010, 10:16:18 pm »
>Crush rock with our BEAR hands.
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2010, 10:18:17 pm »
SHANK ROCKS WITH BARE SHANK HANDS
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2010, 10:22:45 pm »
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2010, 10:25:21 pm »
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2010, 11:17:59 pm »
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2010, 12:28:10 am »
That thar be three letters, swapped around.
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2010, 12:33:25 am »
Make sweet sweet love to the rock, and then shank the fuck out of it.
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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2010, 03:44:44 pm »
You decide to develop BEAR HANDS. You raise your hands to the air, crying to the gods to give you BEAR HANDS. Lightning strikes nearby, strangely sustained. You hands begin to glow, and the background darkens. You hair begins to change, getting lighter and growing longer. A wind blows it straight up, spiking it on the way. As a final prayer, you shout the holy word, "KAHMEHAMEHA!!!" and a great light rockets from your hands, blowing a massive hole in the ceiling. Then, your hands disappear. Blood spurts from the ends. Satan leans on his pitchfork, laughing.

Looks like Satan took off your BEAR HANDS. What do you do?
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld II: Return of the MADMAN
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2010, 03:47:39 pm »
Worship him!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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