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Author Topic: Bonsai story generator.  (Read 3161 times)

Dermonster

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Bonsai story generator.
« on: July 27, 2010, 07:00:53 pm »

Well frankly i found this thing to be hilarious.

Its sorta like the travesty generator but... better.

It takes a large amount of text and makes more or less readable sentences from random portions of it.

here's a list of stuff i generated from the bay 12 front page.

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Heres a link to the thing.
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*Defensively* I found it funny.
I'm also not exactly sure if this is the right place for it.
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Re: Bonsai story generator.
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 07:05:09 pm »

May I suggest moving the thread to General Discussion? You can move your threads with the move button at the bottom of the topic.
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Dermonster

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Re: Bonsai story generator.
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 07:07:21 pm »

There we go.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Medicine Man

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Re: Bonsai story generator.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 10:30:48 pm »

This is sparta epic!
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Re: Bonsai story generator.
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 11:56:05 pm »

Pretty cool. I put in chapter 77 of Syrupleaf, and got this. The ending makes sense too.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Bonsai story generator.
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 12:40:00 am »

This makes less sense than the original song

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