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[Omegastick]

You come to the conclusion that it would be a good idea to find out what you are wanted for and maybe you can figure out what to do from there. You head for the local police station, just a small place that houses a few rats that are fond of the jail cells.

Upon arrivng there the policeman immediately stands up and reaches for his gun.

"That isn't going to do anything." you tell him.

*BAM* He shoots at you anyway, unloading bullet into your chest. As expected the bullet simply drops to the floor leaving little more than a hole in your shirt. You take a few more steps towards him and place your hands on the desk.

"Look, I just want you to tell me why I'm wanted, then I'll leave, okay?" You say.

"Uh, uh, okay." He stutters, "Let me just find the file."

He presses a few buttons on the computer then frantically scans the screen for, presumably, your name.

"Um, you are wanted for murder of 87 citizens of the united states and you have some notes attached, do you want me to read them?"

"Go on, then."

"Uh, highly dangerous, immune to bullets, and, uh, insane (thinks he is a messenger of God, here to kill us all)."

[Armok]

"What makes you think I'm not?"

[Omegastick]

"And what makes you think I'm not?"

You don't give him a chance to answer before vaulting over the desk and trying to deliver a lethal kick to his vital organs but he reacts and catches your foot and throws you backwards in the air. you hit the floor on your spine.

"AAAHHH!" You cry out in pain.

This fills you with rage and you pierce the officer with your stare. He seems to suddenly become even more scared of you than he was before but manages to not freak out. You jump back up on to your feet and he reaaches for his knife before throwing it at you. It soars towards you and sticks in the folds of your jacket, leaving you with a sadistic smile. pull it out and lob it at is head, just skimming the top of his skull. You once again climb over the table and go for a targeted attack to the eyes, mangling them into sockets full of blood and flesh. You finish him off with a kick to the head and then dropping a knee stomp on him.

[Digital Hellhound]

> Realize you are indeed crazy, commit suicide.

> Wake up in the afterlife.

[Medicine Man]

Set the police station on fire and hunt everybody down in there while it is on fire.

[Hugehead]

Set the police station on fire and hunt everybody down in there while it is on fire.

And laugh evily.

[Medicine Man]

Don't forget about the thread!

[Omegastick]

Don't forget about the thread!

I had a massive update ready and then my internet cut out as I pressed the post button, after that I forgot about it! XD
You consider setting the place on fire, but considering how the whole place is made of stone you find that a bad idea. Regardless, you head through the police station killing everyone. The first person you come to is a police officer patroling the jail area. He has no time to react before you unleash a massive blow to the back of his head, killing him instantly and leaving you with the criminals.
I'll leave it here for now, considering how I'm slightly rished at the moment. Feel free to leave suggestions, guys.

[Medicine Man]

Release bowels onto dead cop.  and then smear feces all over self as if it was war paint

[Omegastick]

You have an urge to crap on the cop, but you haven't eaten for as long as you can remember and therefore there is nothing in your bowels.

[Medicine Man]

Rip out dead cops bowel and smear his feces over self as if it was war paint.

[Hugehead]

>Kill more souls!

[Armok]

Get some guns.

[Omegastick]

You take the officers gun out of his pocket and point it at one of the criminals.

"Woah, dude! What're you doin', man?" He screams before you shoot him in the head.

You proceed to execute the others in the same manner before leaving the station.

You exit the police station to find yourself surrounded by helicopters, police, SWAT and you think that you can hear a tank rumbling around the corner.

[Hugehead]

Jack a police car!