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[Ochita]

ACtually... Make some sort of restraints with the bed, then tie one man up. Slap him until he comes to and make him tell us everything.

EDIT: Also threaten to neuter him. As painfully as possible. 

[Digital Hellhound]

Gouge their eyes out.

[Phantom]

You people are extremely sadistic to NPCs.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Switch their clothes around!

[Omegastick]

All sorts of ideas for what you should do to these thugs flash through your mind, and you eventually settle on just stamping on their heads until they die. You walk out of the door and have bearly turned the corner when four men in SWAT gear apporach you. They open fire on you insantly but the bullets don't even penetrate your skin. You march slowly towards them and one throws a grenade at you before they all run for cover. The grenade lands and rolls slowly towards your feet like a green fruit.

[Phantom]

Spontaneously implode.

[OmnipotentGrue]

Eat it to show off our manliness (unless that would kill us, if so then just throw it at one of the SWAT members).

[Digital Hellhound]

Just walk on and ignore the SWAT team.

[Omegastick]

You proceed to step on the grenade in an attempt to be incredibly cool. Then you hear a large explosion from lal around you and you are sent flying backwards. You hit the ground with a thud and land on your left leg.

"OH GOD!", you scream out, that is the first time you can remember feeling pain.

everything seems to go fuzzy and then you see the SWAT team move in around you and lift you onto your feet. They begin to drag you out of the building you appear to be in when you come back to your senses. You are in the lift, probably going down to the bottom floor of wherever the hell your are. You find yourself fueled by adrenaline now, you don't know why but you feel like these are the people you were created to destroy.

[Digital Hellhound]

Stop lift by sheer force of will.

[Phantom]

Release Psi emission, causing the officers higher mental functions decay until their animalistic instinct remains.

[Hugehead]

Release Psi emission, causing the officers higher mental functions decay until their animalistic instinct remains.

And they attack us? But stilll this.

[Omegastick]

You attempt various silly techniques to stop the lift or make the SWAT turn into animals, but eventually settle on punching two of the officers in the face. You catch them by suprise and send blood flying everywhere. They both grasp their faces while you elbow another officer in the groin with force enough to incapacitate him. You hear another crack and he drops to the floor leaving just one officer left. He pulls out his knife while you make a jab for his face once again covering the elevator in blood. You grab his knife and carefully slit the throats of the remaining officers. When you go to finish off the one you elbowed in the groin you find that you managed to kill him with that one groin shot, somehow.

The elevator opens and you see a rather shocked looking secretary standing behind a desk.

[Digital Hellhound]

Take the elevator back up.

[Hugehead]

Say, "Run."