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[Azzuro]

Update 07: Caverns Deep
Recap: In the last update, Big Stu defeated the Dewford Gym Leader, Brawly, for the Knuckle Badge.

Once again, at the Pokemon Center

InsJoe and Red Baron have served the Family well, and as such they will enjoy a comfortable retirement.

In the meantime, a Zubat is hired south of the border.

What…... Snoozles was holding this all along?

_{Note: A twistedspoon is an item that when held, boosts the power of Psychic-type moves by 10%}

Of course, Snoozle's only purpose is to serve as the torch

I’m back, you stupid cave

ACTION SEQUENCE!

…this isn’t much of an improvement. I demand a refund!

Running through the depths of the world…

Senor Bat is soon to become a valid member of the Family

A gremlin!

_{Note:Sableye’s type combination, Dark/Ghost, gives it no weaknesses and three immunities, to normal, fighting and psychic. However, its defenses are so low a good hit will take it out.}

You have struck Raw Everstone! Praise the miners!

So this cave was just a long ramp up and down?

Here’s Steven!

Yes, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO DELIVER THIS LETTER!

This had better be good...

This isn’t good!

I hate this stupid device even more now

Well fine. GO AWAY

Well, Snoozles has fulfilled his purpose, so he is relegated back to obscurity.

[dwarfguy2]

"ze" woods? as in german? this party is even more mafioso now.

[CJ1145]

Can I have an Aron then? Name it Lugnut.

[Creamcorn]

MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP!

Translation: As a noble carp of Hungary, I demand that I be used in battle. The reason, to fulfill the requirements of the noble caste to exhibit their daunter abilities over their subservient grim, lest they contemplate rebellion.

Demand, military exhibition: 0/1

I demand to be in heavy usage! Also, my room is not to the standards of noble carp!

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

I'm Senor Bat ! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

[Azzuro]

MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP!

Translation: As a noble carp of Hungary, I demand that I be used in battle. The reason, to fulfill the requirements of the noble caste to exhibit their daunter abilities over their subservient grim, lest they contemplate rebellion.

Demand, military exhibition: 0/1

I demand to be in heavy usage! Also, my room is not to the standards of noble carp!

Unfortunately, Bathory is now level 6. Tackle comes at level 15. The highest leveled enemy now is level 8 or so. I'm not going to do the switch in, switch out thing for 9 levels, which would be very slow considering the wild Pokemon levels.

Can I have an Aron then? Name it Lugnut.

If everyone's fine, we'll switch out Wolf for an Aron. The reason why I don't want six members in the party is because the EXP gain for each is so slow that they'll be underleveled against everything.

[Creamcorn]

MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP!

Translation: As a noble carp of Hungary, I demand that I be used in battle. The reason, to fulfill the requirements of the noble caste to exhibit their daunter abilities over their subservient grim, lest they contemplate rebellion.

Demand, military exhibition: 0/1

I demand to be in heavy usage! Also, my room is not to the standards of noble carp!

Unfortunately, Bathory is now level 6. Tackle comes at level 15. The highest leveled enemy now is level 8 or so. I'm not going to do the switch in, switch out thing for 9 levels, which would be very slow considering the wild Pokemon levels.

Exp.Share, called it!

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

I hope you will keep the Bat, I always use Crobat when i can , and he was always amongst my best. Hope it will be a usefull family member !

[Azzuro]

MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP!

Translation: As a noble carp of Hungary, I demand that I be used in battle. The reason, to fulfill the requirements of the noble caste to exhibit their daunter abilities over their subservient grim, lest they contemplate rebellion.

Demand, military exhibition: 0/1

I demand to be in heavy usage! Also, my room is not to the standards of noble carp!

Unfortunately, Bathory is now level 6. Tackle comes at level 15. The highest leveled enemy now is level 8 or so. I'm not going to do the switch in, switch out thing for 9 levels, which would be very slow considering the wild Pokemon levels.

Exp.Share, called it!

The Exp. Share does decrease the tediousness of it all, but the speed of experience gaining and all is still the same. Long story short, Bathory wouldn't be a useful member until level 20.

[Azzuro]

Update 08: Any Port in a Storm
Recap: In the last update, Big Stu ventured into the depths of the world just to deliver a letter.

Back at the Pokemon Center, for the third time

And of course, back in this stupid cave

A Repel is handy in a cave!

Especially when trying to encounter high level mini-colossi!

Lugnut is a suitably tough name for an enforcer

Wolf, like his predecessors, has also served the Family well, but unfortunately he has outlasted his usefulness.

Some poor hiker is trying to heal his last Pokemon right now, I guess.

People around here don’t even invest in locks for their doors!

Ah, it appears that you have a useful item. Will you donate this to the Family?

I must say that that was a wise decision to make.

Slateport, a port made of Slate

Mr. Briney nearly runs over a swimmer!

See, this is why you shouldn’t sail cruise liners in shallow waters. THEY RUN AGROUND!

Mr. Briney almost crashes into a sandbar as well.

Finally, he zooms at full speed into a beach, scattering the sunbathers.

“Making landfall” doesn’t mean falling out of your boat onto the beach, old guy!

I sincerely hope this “Capt. Stern” is a better sailor than you.

[Azzuro]

Update 09: Life's a Beach
Recap: In the last update, Big Stu somehow made his way to Slateport Beach in a madman’s boat.

This does not in any way resemble a port.

You know that I can just pick up a handful of it anywhere, right?


Who doesn’t have any Pokemon to surf on!

You’ll think sailors would have more cash on hand, but it appears they spend it all on steroids and beer.

Double Battle!

I win!

Oh hey a small boy! This will be easy!

FFFFFF-

WHAT?!?

Screw you, Mr. Unnamed Zigzagoon.

Double reward!

Man, people really leave their stuff everywhere!

An Ambush!

Damn kids!

But in the meantime, level ups!

And a paltry amount of cash.

Retro: What did you say?
ZIGZAGOON: Guguu. Guuguuguu.
Retro: I’m afraid I can’t make out what you’re saying. Could you repeat that?
ZIGZAGOON: Guuugugugu. Guu!
Retro: Ah, screw this.

Do you find any buried treasure?

How exciting![/sarcasm]

Also, walking advertisements!

Okay!

One down!

Two down!

Three down!

Reward please!

This world is full of pointless rewards, I guess.

Anyway, here we are at SLATEPORT.

_{Cleverly disguised bump!}

[Josephus]

Man, you update fast.

[Acanthus117]

Awesome.

[ein]

Man, you update fast.

Well, each update appears to be only a few minutes of gameplay, and VBA has a quick-screenshot button.
Most of the time spent is probably in the uploading and posting phase, depending on typing speed and internet connection.

[Azzuro]

Update 10: Pirates and Pests
Recap: In the last update, Big Stu just messed around on a beach.

Finally, Slateport City!

Hmmm….

This is bullshit

A drug dealer!

Man, this market is messy

A cult!

Out of the market…

…and into the twilight (fans) zone.

Yeah yeah just cut to the crap already, I’m a busy man!

_{Note: A Soothe Bell is an item that when held, boosts the happiness of the one holding it.}

Senor Bat needs happiness in order to perform well, so he gets the bell.

Finally, a goddamned real Pokemart.

It appears that the Family’s name has spread far and wide, and this shopkeeper has decided to suck up to us with free stuff.

A line of Pirates!

C-C-Combo breaker!

He apparently saw fit to name a shipyard after himself.

This does not in any way look like a shipyard.

What an appropriate name.

YES THEY ARE!

Oh damnit

A Museum!

This is such a ripoff.

What are YOU doing in here?

What is it, pathetic one?

A TM?

Good riddance!

Haha.

About time too!

Yes, they are, so GET THEM OFF ME!

Oh what the hell

The hell you are. I did not just haul them across the ocean to be stolen away!

BRING IT ON!

A piranha, eh?

The natural predator of the piranha is the bat

Senor Bat learned how to astonish others with his skills!

Not just any kid!

Oh yeah?

Guess who wins?

No points for that one

Steel isn’t that good as an attacking type, but whatever.

Who needs to charge with your body when you can charge with your head?

Faint it!

Damn right!

I demand loot!

A challenger approaches!

Excuse me, a “mere child”? If you’re not careful, Mr. Pirate, you could find yourself sleeping with the fishes.

And no, your poetry skills won’t save the day.

What makes YOU interfere with ME?

Does this “Team Magma” have outfits as stupid as yours?

Do they?

Same for you

TAKE IT!

Whew.

Hey wait-

And then he teleported away?

Yes, yes, now go away.

No, they were bitten. By a Zubat.

GO AWAY

NO

GOOD RIDANCE, PEST