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[CJ1145]

I'd suggest The Beast of Pirate's Bay, but it's too long.

[dwarfguy2]

I'd suggest The Beast of Pirate's Bay, but it's too long.

HEED THE SIGN THAT SAYS BEWARE!

[Akura]

Speaking of Claws, I was looking back a few pages, and the pedophilic teacher whose "bad students" get a "taste of his Quick Claw" looks exactly like the president of Devon Corp.

[Untouchable]

Speaking of Claws, I was looking back a few pages, and the pedophilic teacher whose "bad students" get a "taste of his Quick Claw" looks exactly like the president of Devon Corp.

He's not a pedophile. He just beats the crap out of his students.

[Josephus]

With his "Quick Claw". He makes them "taste" it.

[Untouchable]

That's just because he pops his students in the mouth at super speed.

That's how they taste it.

EDIT: And holy shit, when I typed that out I didn't realize that I kinda accidently made that much worse than just punching someone in the fact at super speed.

[ein]

That's just because he pops it in his students' mouth at super speed.

That's how they taste it.

[Azzuro]

I was gone for a day and this happened?

Update soon, I guess.

[Azzuro]

Update 20: Shifting Sands
Recap: In the last update, Big Stu ventured into a sauna to fight a Gym Leader, and then received a pair of goggles.

Time to leave this little village!

Hey look guys a shortcut!

A fat camel!

This name would work so much better if it were steel type.

Almost there…

Desert time!

The sandstorm also has an in-battle effect, as you see here. Rock, Ground and Steel types are not affected, but everyone else gets a bit of HP taken at the end of each turn.

But Esteban is part ground type, and is not affected!

A tower made of compressed sand?

Yup, definitely safe to enter!

*thump* Maybe it wasn’t that safe after all?

This just raises the question of how Big Stu is going to get back down…

RETRO SMASH!

And again!

Two fossils of incomparable scientific value?

LOOOT!

Uh…

Giant tower of unknown origins collapsing into the sand? Well, it was stupid for the builders to use a fossil as the keystone…

Hey, the other fossil!

Nooooo!

An antlion with a big head!

Antlions are the best!

Also this happened for some reason which I forgot.

Oh, a candy. With about five tons of sand stuck to the outside!

A vampire cactus!

Totally an appropriate name!

I’ve had enough sand in my eyes to last a lifetime!

[Miggy]

Moggo!

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Yay !

[Josephus]

Cacnea is so much more awesome looking than that thing it evolves into.

[Heron TSG]

Are you kidding? Cacturne gets a tricorne!

[Josephus]

But Cacnea has a crown! Are you suggesting that a privateer is better than a vampire king cactus?

[CJ1145]

But Cacnea has a crown! Are you suggesting that a privateer is better than a vampire king cactus?

Few things are better than Vampire Cactus Kings. Vampire Cactus Pirates are on that short list.