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Author Topic: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown  (Read 2179 times)

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Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« on: July 23, 2010, 02:45:37 pm »
[Jump in whenever there's a new character who needs to say a line. Stick to the script and your character. Emotes are optional. Generic characters such as Rebels, Storm Troopers, can be played by anybody. Do scene changes and other stage directions (in italics) if they're right before or after your line. Generous me, I'm starting, so that means I'm C3-P0]
 
Episode 4: A New Hope
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy…
 
Above a yellow, desert planet, The rebel ship, during a brief battle, is being captured by the imperial Triangle of Doom. There are distant explosions. A shiny yellow robot and a short, basically cylindrical white-and-blue one enter a corridor.
 
Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor! We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!

Rebel troops, wearing leather jackets and bycycle helmets, run past the two robots]

We're doomed!

[Next poster is R2]
« Last Edit: July 23, 2010, 02:58:46 pm by PTTG?? »
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 02:59:51 pm »
Beep Boop Boop Boop Whine*
*What the cock?*

Beep Beep Beep Boop!*
*I can't talk anymore!*

Boop Boop Beep*
*Cocks took my voice!*
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 03:02:00 pm »
There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
[I like your interpretation of Artoo. Good energy. Ah, sithspit. I'm using the old script. No wonder it seemed odd... I need to watch the show again. Eh, I'll wing it.]
 
Loud clanking, clanging noises echo through the ship, as the Triangle of Doom uses huge magnets or something to pull it in.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 03:05:15 pm »
Beep Beep Boop Whir*
*WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE.*

Beep Boop Beep*
*WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE YOU IDIOT COCK HEAD*

Click Click Click*
*Sob Sob Sob*
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 04:55:38 pm »
*Going to dinner, but when I come back I call dibs on Vader*
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2010, 05:01:50 pm »
I CALL DIBS ON ALL THE REDSHIRTS/REBELS/STORMTROOPS!
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010, 05:19:46 pm »
I call dibs on that fat rebel nerd who dies.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2010, 05:24:09 pm »
[Dibs taken. For fairness sake, and because I don't want to be a shiny yellow briton for the rest of my life, I'm going to say that characters a freed again at the end of each movie- you can take 'em back if you want. Will continue in an hour or two, when I'm done here.]
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2010, 05:29:46 pm »
I am Hans Solo:


"After several night of only being by myself and a magazine I feel like going to the bar"
"Oh no that green guy who wants my money!"
*I got shot by that green guy*
*Im dead*
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2010, 06:07:51 pm »
Quote from: Huesoo on July 23, 2010, 05:29:46 pm
I am Hans Solo:


"After several night of only being by myself and a magazine I feel like going to the bar"
"Oh no that green guy who wants my money!"
*I got shot by that green guy*
*Im dead*

*Derp derp troll*
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Quote from: Rolan7 on October 01, 2012, 07:45:26 pm
This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010, 06:31:19 pm »
can i be darth sidious?
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2010, 06:55:53 pm »
i want to be anakin he was the best character!! so dark
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2010, 06:57:08 pm »
Well, this went downhill fast.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 07:18:02 pm »
As the ship is pulled in by fuckin magnets it gets pulled in.  Rebels situated themselves for defense of said ship and aim their guns at the small door on the other end.

Suddenly storm troopers troop in and storm the place through said door and dissipated the entire defense of rebels.  An anomalous figure walks in, heavy breathing.
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Re: Presenting: Star Wars, as it was meant to be shown
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 08:11:48 pm »
*That figure is DARTH VADER, DARK LORD OF THE SITH. He scans the battle, approving, before turning to a Stormtrooper.*

*Krssh* The Rebels lost thirty men. You lost seventeen. *stabs with lightsaber* HOW COULD YOU LOSE EIGHTEEN MEN TO SUCH INCOMPETENT FOOLS?
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Quote from: Rolan7 on October 01, 2012, 07:45:26 pm
This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.
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